I found some amusing quotes from the perpetually-inebriated Eagle fan-boys, bequeathing their muted souls to their Heroic African Dog-Vanquisher"¦
DWF Quote #1:
"Michael Vick brought this team from the ashes,"Â said Bob Blaszczyk, 27, of Bensalem.
*Back from the "ashes,"Â huh? In the past 5 years, the Eagles won a playoff berth in 2006, 2008, 2009, and in 2010. Thank you so very much, Michael "One-And-Done"Â Vick, you truly "saved"Â the Eagle franchise from playoff obscurity. MVP material.
DWF Quote #2:
"Eighty percent of Michael Vick is better than Kevin Kolb at 110 percent,"Â added Bob Jordan, 26, of Bensalem, who wore a shirt Sunday to the Hulmeville Inn in Hulmeville that read, "If you ain't an Eagles fan, you ain't (expletive.)"Â
*Yeah, that outrageously-incompetent fool, Kevin Kolb, and his 6 career starts is obviously a "bust."Â Venerating a black reprobate, dog-fighting / torturing extraordinaire, whilst belittling a white family man (father of two with his new wife) who didn't even play a single down during the game in question is quite logical. And such a classy, mature t-shirt to be worn by an adult male.
DWF Quote #3:
"The Eagles were the underdog. I thought the Birds were going to run the ball more because the Packers are weak against the runs. They pretty much played into their game plan. They didn't run the ball. They should have run the ball. They could have run the ball. When they did run the ball they picked up yardage. The Eagles could not stop their runs,"Â Blaszczyk said. "David Akers missed a 34-yarder and a 41-yarder if we would have made both of them we would have by a point. I love the Eagles, but the special teams (didn't perform well). They couldn't stop a rookie running back."Â
*Actually, according to the official Las Vegas gambling "spread,"Â the Packers were a 2.5-3 point "underdog."Â But yeah, whatever helps to eliminate the "hurt"Â of watching a black-dominated football team lose to a relatively white football team.
DWF Quote #4:
"I can't be upset,"Â Jordan said. "I bleed green. The Eagles went beyond my expectations (this season.) I had faith in the Eagles the whole game. Green Bay's defense was unbelievable. Vick wasn't 100 percent."Â
*Oh, right, the "injury"Â that occurred on the second 2-point conversion try and required absolutely no medical attention whatsoever. Wait, they were supposedly trying to "take Vick's helmet away"Â so he couldn't get back into the game (an act of martyrdom). As Bart mentioned, the dramatic act of "faking"Â an injury during challenging situations (and then "triumphantly"Â returning the next series) has been perfected by black QBs such as Vince Young.
DWF Quote #5:
"I'm tired of losing,"Â said Bensalem's Shane Obert-Thorn, 26. "I want winners."Â
*You, the drone-like, dim-witted, uncreative, blind, beer-guzzling, self-abhorring, treacherous, Negro-loving white hordes, have already "won."Â In fact, thanks to your jock-sniffing endeavors, Team Evil is "undefeated."Â You've been granted the special privilege of paying substantial amounts of money for the opportunity to observe unathletic, slow, short, small, uncoordinated, morbidly obese Negroes artificially dominate NFL rosters. Thus, black men are perceived (in the eyes of the automaton-masses) as superior athletes to white "boys."Â
Eagles FansEdited by: Thrashen