Last year's write-up on the Giants can pretty much be cut and pasted for this year's edition with the exception that Jeremy Shockey has been replaced as the starting tight end by Kevin Boss. The samesix other white players who started in '07, all on offense, return for this season, while the defense once again is coal black.
Before the end of last season, Eli Manning had been routinely hated and ridiculed by drunk white fans everywhere, but by leading his team to a Super Bowl win over the undefeated Patriots he's bought some time, a few games at least before the abuse will once again begin if the Giants aren't playing up to expectations, which is generally what happens with defending champions in the NFL.
Eli followed up big brother Peyton's Super Bowl accomplishment, a brotherly feat for the ages. Thank God the Manning men are white; if they had been black sibling QBs, there would be a national holiday named for them already and a month of the calender set aside each year to studying and praising their greatness.
Former first overall draft pick David Carr, thrown to the wolves on a Houston expansion team that still has a woeful offensive line, is the only other quarterback currently on the roster. If Eli proves to be as durable as Peyton, one backup is all the Giants will ever need at the position.
Kevin Boss didn't play much last season as a rookie, but he's fast and got downfield for a huge play in the Super Bowl. He is the Giants' only white tight end.
The four white starting linemen are RG Chris Snee (Coughlin's son in law), C Shaun O'Hara out of Rutgers, LG Rich Seubert from Western Illinois, and LT David Diehl out of Illinois.
Second year tackle Adam Koets and former Sun Devil Grey Ruegamer are backup linemen.
Madison Hedgecock is the starter at the human battering ram position, aka fullback.
On defense, end Dave Tollefson has looked fast and relentless in limited action but has not been considered as a possible replacement for the retired Michael Strahan and Osi Umenyiora, out for the season with a knee injury.
Linebacker Chase Blackburn always is productive when he plays, but the Giants have a strict blacks-only policy, strongly supported by their fans, when it comes to defensive starters.
Zak DeOssie out of Brown is a linebacker who is used as a White Special Teams Demon.
NUMBER OF WHITE STARTERS: 7
NUMBER OF WHITE PLAYERS ON 53 MAN ROSTER: 16
GRADE: F+
Edited by: Don Wassall
Before the end of last season, Eli Manning had been routinely hated and ridiculed by drunk white fans everywhere, but by leading his team to a Super Bowl win over the undefeated Patriots he's bought some time, a few games at least before the abuse will once again begin if the Giants aren't playing up to expectations, which is generally what happens with defending champions in the NFL.
Eli followed up big brother Peyton's Super Bowl accomplishment, a brotherly feat for the ages. Thank God the Manning men are white; if they had been black sibling QBs, there would be a national holiday named for them already and a month of the calender set aside each year to studying and praising their greatness.
Former first overall draft pick David Carr, thrown to the wolves on a Houston expansion team that still has a woeful offensive line, is the only other quarterback currently on the roster. If Eli proves to be as durable as Peyton, one backup is all the Giants will ever need at the position.
Kevin Boss didn't play much last season as a rookie, but he's fast and got downfield for a huge play in the Super Bowl. He is the Giants' only white tight end.
The four white starting linemen are RG Chris Snee (Coughlin's son in law), C Shaun O'Hara out of Rutgers, LG Rich Seubert from Western Illinois, and LT David Diehl out of Illinois.
Second year tackle Adam Koets and former Sun Devil Grey Ruegamer are backup linemen.
Madison Hedgecock is the starter at the human battering ram position, aka fullback.
On defense, end Dave Tollefson has looked fast and relentless in limited action but has not been considered as a possible replacement for the retired Michael Strahan and Osi Umenyiora, out for the season with a knee injury.
Linebacker Chase Blackburn always is productive when he plays, but the Giants have a strict blacks-only policy, strongly supported by their fans, when it comes to defensive starters.
Zak DeOssie out of Brown is a linebacker who is used as a White Special Teams Demon.
NUMBER OF WHITE STARTERS: 7
NUMBER OF WHITE PLAYERS ON 53 MAN ROSTER: 16
GRADE: F+
Edited by: Don Wassall