I watched a fair amount of the first two rounds of the Sony Open, and the coverage of Wie was truly nauseating. Every single one of her shots was shown. Non-stop close-ups and faraway shots of Michelle striding up fairways and leaving greens to walk to the next hole. Shots of Michelle as she waited her turn to putt. Reaction shots of Michelle as she hit balls into bunkers and missed putt after putt. Guess ESPN figured none of the viewers were interested in how Ernie Els or any of the other top golfers in the field were doing. Or in the rounds of the three 50+ golfers in contention -- Stadler, Kite and Jacobsen.
Every announcer and every player interviewed had to pay
non-stop homage toMichelle. The Golf Channel's "Golf Central" show after the second round devoted its first 11 minutes to the Sony Open -- the opening five minutes to Wie, a minute to all the other players and the actual contenders, and then five more minutes of Wie.
One can only imagine what it would be like if she actually contends in a tournament. As a twofer -- minority and female -- we would probably hear the announcers having actual orgasms in the broadcasting booth.
In the meantime we can only guess at how a tournament would be televised that has both Wie and Tiger Woods in it. Probably a split screen format.