Who should I cast for my movie about Martin Luther King?

[screamingeagle]

An Update:
Seth Rogan says he can't play MLK. He is committed to doing anothe Judd Apatow movie. He is interested in the sequel.
The Kadasians want to play the three whores that MLK slapped around on his last night. I was originally going to use three porn stars. They are used to working naked and work cheap. However, The Kadasians promise to get the mighty Kadasian publicity behind this project if they are in the movie. This is a difficult decision to make.
P.S. Are you enjoying black history month yet?

 

[Average American]

An Update:
Seth Rogan says he can't play MLK. He is committed to doing anothe Judd Apatow movie. He is interested in the sequel.
The Kadasians want to play the three whores that MLK slapped around on his last night. I was originally going to use three porn stars. They are used to working naked and work cheap. However, The Kadasians promise to get the mighty Kadasian publicity behind this project if they are in the movie. This is a difficult decision to make.
P.S. Are you enjoying black history month yet?

Black History Month.. It should be revised to mulatto and/or Quadroon History Month.
Sounds dumb, but hear me out. When you look at some of the people they hold up as "Black" innovators, it's apparent they are heavy on White blood.
The White blood could explain some of their powers of innovation (?):embarassed:

Jan Matzeliger (inventor of a shoe assembling machine) depicted. His look is consistent with a lot of the light-skinded men that make up the Black history lessons. Booker T would make this same list, etc.
I understand trying to puff up your ethnic self-esteem (nothing wrong with that), but there's a willful dishonesty with the contemporary Black history.. (see- the so called Black Ptolemic Egyptians, Black Cleopatra, etc). It's all part & parcel of the same dishonesty. Show me a REAL brotha' :hat: who invented something useful & sophisticated..

 

[screamingeagle]

Now the Kadasians are demanding that I cast Kayne west for a role.She wants her baby dady to do some honest work. He wants to play James Earl Ray. Kayne says he wants to known as the biggest badass.
I don't mind. This role is small and Kayne's lack of talent will not hurt the movie. The problem is that he wants to do a Rap during the Birmingham march. I have already got the rights to use the theme song from the television show Rawhide for that scene. It would be more historically accurate to use that song. I can't decide.

 

[moose]

perhaps jim gay nabors will do it, jim gay