Another opening day, another slew of reasons to despise the NFL.
The quality of play gets worse every time I tune in. I have Direct TV Sunday Ticket (yes, and even I think I'm a total idiot for having it). Switching from game to game, looking for action (exclusively because of fantasy football), one really sees just how little activity is involved in these sporting events. At any given moment, most-sometimes all-games are at a commmercial break. This is due to countless t.v. timeouts, instant replay delays taking ten times as long as they should, false start after false start by the finely conditioned black sumos and the relentless stoppages of play due to "injuries." Most of these "injuries" consist of the blubbery, terribly out of shape black affletes laying on the ground for several desperate moments, as the drunk white fans hold their collective breaths. Almost invariably, after appearing nearly dead, these amazing affletes spring to their feet and leave the field for yet another break.
The vast majority of these players are fundamentally awful. The wide receivers-whose sole "job" consists of catching a football, are less capable of doing that than most fairly healthy retirees. Most black DBs are beaten frequently, drop interceptons even more readily than black WRs drop passes, and are even worse at tackling than black linemen and linebackers. Black QBs, with the sole exception of oft injured Donovan McNabb, are an embarrassment. Jason Campbell is simply awful, yet the drunk white fans and jock sniffers in the media continue to give him unlimited opportunities.
I really despise practically every coach in the league now. Only McCarthy at Green Bay and Caldwell at Indy seem even remotely fair in their coaching decisions. The Bronco-Bengals game yesterday was a perfect example of how we simply can't win in most of these matchups; who do you root for there? The obnoxious new coach of the Broncos- whose first brilliant move was to get rid of his star QB, and who predictably ignored Hillis in his offensive game plan, or the worst group of thugs in the league in the Bengals, with their "respected" black coach, who is apparently going to be given a decade's worth of chances based on a single playoff season?
Injuries continue to plague those few white players who are allowed to play skill positions in the NFL. I'm sorry, but these guys just have to suck it up and tough out a lot of these injuries. Kevin Walter didn't play yesterday, because of a hamstring injury. Anquan Boldin, who is pretty brittle himself, had basically the same injury and toughed it out and played. White WRs and RBs simply have to do that. Look at Anthony Gonzalez- how do you possibly injure your knee so severely when no one is anywhere near you on the field? That's ridiculous. I can understand it happening to any number of obese black pigs who are somehow given jobs by this corrupt league, but a real athlete like Gonzalez should not have that happen to him. Maybe Austin Collie will benefit during Gonzalez's absence, but my hunch is that nonproductive, hands of stone Pierre Garcon will somehow end up taking his place.
I wish I could be as strong as those of you who've given up watching this nonsense. It's kind of like being addicted to a drug. But I am truly done with it if I ever stop playing fantasy football.