USMNT news, results, and roster

[Phall]

The latest USMNT roster has been released for the next batch of friendlies. I was only mildly interested because the headline is 16 year old Cavan Sullivan making his debut. I’m going to generously consider him White despite his Bangladeshi heritage, of all things. So here’s a quick breakdown and it’s not pretty. There seems to be a never ended stream of “light skinned blacks” or “mixed race individuals” that keep popping up. I guess all these mutts get funneled into soccer now?!?

Goaltenders: 4 / 4 White
Defenders: 1/10 White. This is abhorrent, as Whites did not simply stop being excellent central defenders. Fullbacks too.
Midfield: 2/9 White. Again, this is retarded. The best midfielders in the world have historically been White athletes.
Forwards: 3/5 Whites. I guess this would be the one positive with two young talents, Cole Campbell and Cavan Sullivan.

Either way, this squad is an embarrassment and does not represent me. Only 6 out of 24 field players are heritage Americans. Hard pass.

Lol, what a racial disaster.

Oddly enough, despite his ridiculous zoomer-style broccoli haircut, Adri Mehmeti is 100% Albanian. He's probably more white than he is American.

I watch Mehmeti and mixed-race teen bastard Julian Hall on the New York Red Bulls often enough. (Hall's single mother is a Polish immigrant who moved to Harlem and got knocked up by a black guy, who is not in the picture anymore). Hall scored about six goals in short order at the beginning of the season, all tap-ins from inside the six yard box. This seems to have been enough to grant him a 15-year career with the USMNT. He hasn't scored in the past dozen games.

Mehmeti is more productive at this point, but the Red Bulls are in 10th place currently in a 15-team conference. Not exactly prodigious. Speaking of the Red Bulls, they've really blackened up their roster this season with scrap heap free agents. Their first-year head coach is none other than Michael Bradley Jr., who seems to have received the memo about what kind of team he must field to be considered for an international management position.

Pochettino has plenty of black re-treads on this roster, so this isn't really some youth overhaul for a friendly window. He also "got the memo." The best players don't play; this roster was drawn up in a lawyer's office somewhere in Manhattan (or Lakewood, NJ, if you catch my drift).

 

[Bucky]

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