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The current edition of the Champions League has finally reached its knockout stage so here is a breakdown of the first leg matches of the Round of 16…
Paris Saint-Germain 4 Barcelona 0
PSG:
Started: 6 Whites (1 Frenchman), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Frenchman), 5 blacks, 1 Brazilian “brown”
BARCELONA:
Started: 8 Whites (5 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Finished: 7 Whites (4 Spaniards), 3 blacks, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Benfica 1 Borussia Dortmund 0
BENFICA:
Started: 7 Whites (2 Portuguese), 4 blacks
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Portuguese), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian “brown”
BORUSSIA DORTMUND:
Started: 9 Whites (4 Germans), 2 blacks
Finished: 10 Whites (5 Germans), 1 black
Real Madrid 3 Napoli 1
REAL MADRID:
Started: 6 Whites (2 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 2 mestizos, 1 Arab
Finished: 6 Whites (3 Spaniards), 3 blacks, 2 mestizos
NAPOLI:
Started: 7 Whites (1 Italian), 2 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Albanian
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Italian), 2 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Albanian, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Bayern Munich 5 Arsenal 1
BAYERN MUNICH:
Started: 7 Whites (3 Germans), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo
Finished: 8 Whites (5 Germans), 2 blacks, 1 mestizo
ARSENAL:
Started: 3 Whites (No Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Turk, 2 Albanians
Finished: 3 Whites (No Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Turk, 2 Albanians, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Bayer Leverkusen 2 Atletico Madrid 4
BAYER LEVERKUSEN:
Started: 6 Whites (3 Germans), 2 blacks, 1 Turk, 1 mestizo, 1 Arab
Finished: 6 Whites (2 Germans), 3 blacks, 1 Turk, 1 mestizo
ATLETICO MADRID:
Started: 11 Whites (4 Spaniards)
Finished: 10 Whites (5 Spaniards), 1 black
Manchester City 5 AS Monaco 3
MANCHESTER CITY:
Started: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 5 blacks, 1 half-Asian
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 4 blacks, 1 half-Asian, 1 gypsy
AS MONACO:
Started: 4 Whites (No Frenchmen), 6 blacks, 1 mestizo
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Frenchman), 4 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Arab
Sevilla 2 Leicester City 1
SEVILLA:
Started: 7 Whites (4 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 2 Arabs
Finished: 7 Whites (5 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 2 Arabs
LEICESTER CITY:
Started: 6 Whites (3 Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 Arab
Finished: 5 Whites (2 Englishmen), 5 blacks, 1 Arab
FC Porto 0 Juventus 2
FC PORTO:
Started: 7 Whites (2 Portuguese), 1 black, 1 Arab, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Finished: 6 Whites* (1 Portuguese), 1 black, 2 mestizos, 1 Brazilian “brown” *Alex Telles sent off after 27’
JUVENTUS:
Started: 7 Whites (3 Italians), 2 blacks, 1 Bosnian Muslim, 1 Arab
Finished: 7 Whites (4 Italians), 1 black, 1 Bosnian Muslim, 1 Arab, 1 Brazilian “brown”
SUMMARY OF ROUND:
176 starters
Whites: 106 - 60.227 %
Blacks: 44 - 25 %
Mestizos: 8 - 4.545 %
Arabs: 8 - 4.545 %
Others: 10 (Brazilian “browns”: 3; Turks: 2; Albanians: 3; Bosnian Muslims: 1; half-Asians: 1) - 5.681 %
34 goals (Whites: 19; blacks: 5; mestizos: 6; Arabs: 2; Brazilian “browns”: 1; 1 own goal scored by a White)
PSG’s 4-0 drubbing of Barcelona (complete with - ooohhh! - Lionel Messi, the greatest player in the history of the Multiverse…ever) obviously stands out. The return leg at the Nou Camp (sorry…Camp Nou) shall be an interesting affair. I wouldn’t be surprised if Barcelona are awarded a penalty - and PSG have a player sent off - within the first ten minutes...
Paris Saint-Germain 4 Barcelona 0
PSG:
Started: 6 Whites (1 Frenchman), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Frenchman), 5 blacks, 1 Brazilian “brown”
BARCELONA:
Started: 8 Whites (5 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Finished: 7 Whites (4 Spaniards), 3 blacks, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Benfica 1 Borussia Dortmund 0
BENFICA:
Started: 7 Whites (2 Portuguese), 4 blacks
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Portuguese), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian “brown”
BORUSSIA DORTMUND:
Started: 9 Whites (4 Germans), 2 blacks
Finished: 10 Whites (5 Germans), 1 black
Real Madrid 3 Napoli 1
REAL MADRID:
Started: 6 Whites (2 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 2 mestizos, 1 Arab
Finished: 6 Whites (3 Spaniards), 3 blacks, 2 mestizos
NAPOLI:
Started: 7 Whites (1 Italian), 2 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Albanian
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Italian), 2 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Albanian, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Bayern Munich 5 Arsenal 1
BAYERN MUNICH:
Started: 7 Whites (3 Germans), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo
Finished: 8 Whites (5 Germans), 2 blacks, 1 mestizo
ARSENAL:
Started: 3 Whites (No Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Turk, 2 Albanians
Finished: 3 Whites (No Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Turk, 2 Albanians, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Bayer Leverkusen 2 Atletico Madrid 4
BAYER LEVERKUSEN:
Started: 6 Whites (3 Germans), 2 blacks, 1 Turk, 1 mestizo, 1 Arab
Finished: 6 Whites (2 Germans), 3 blacks, 1 Turk, 1 mestizo
ATLETICO MADRID:
Started: 11 Whites (4 Spaniards)
Finished: 10 Whites (5 Spaniards), 1 black
Manchester City 5 AS Monaco 3
MANCHESTER CITY:
Started: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 5 blacks, 1 half-Asian
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 4 blacks, 1 half-Asian, 1 gypsy
AS MONACO:
Started: 4 Whites (No Frenchmen), 6 blacks, 1 mestizo
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Frenchman), 4 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Arab
Sevilla 2 Leicester City 1
SEVILLA:
Started: 7 Whites (4 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 2 Arabs
Finished: 7 Whites (5 Spaniards), 2 blacks, 2 Arabs
LEICESTER CITY:
Started: 6 Whites (3 Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 Arab
Finished: 5 Whites (2 Englishmen), 5 blacks, 1 Arab
FC Porto 0 Juventus 2
FC PORTO:
Started: 7 Whites (2 Portuguese), 1 black, 1 Arab, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian “brown”
Finished: 6 Whites* (1 Portuguese), 1 black, 2 mestizos, 1 Brazilian “brown” *Alex Telles sent off after 27’
JUVENTUS:
Started: 7 Whites (3 Italians), 2 blacks, 1 Bosnian Muslim, 1 Arab
Finished: 7 Whites (4 Italians), 1 black, 1 Bosnian Muslim, 1 Arab, 1 Brazilian “brown”
SUMMARY OF ROUND:
176 starters
Whites: 106 - 60.227 %
Blacks: 44 - 25 %
Mestizos: 8 - 4.545 %
Arabs: 8 - 4.545 %
Others: 10 (Brazilian “browns”: 3; Turks: 2; Albanians: 3; Bosnian Muslims: 1; half-Asians: 1) - 5.681 %
34 goals (Whites: 19; blacks: 5; mestizos: 6; Arabs: 2; Brazilian “browns”: 1; 1 own goal scored by a White)
PSG’s 4-0 drubbing of Barcelona (complete with - ooohhh! - Lionel Messi, the greatest player in the history of the Multiverse…ever) obviously stands out. The return leg at the Nou Camp (sorry…Camp Nou) shall be an interesting affair. I wouldn’t be surprised if Barcelona are awarded a penalty - and PSG have a player sent off - within the first ten minutes...