JOHNNY REB said:
P.S. My girlfriend just chimed in, She says that ANY man that pats another on the ass for a job well done MUST be gay.
This post should be considered an early candidate for the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] Annual
“Caste Football Post of the Year.†I applaud the dazzling grammatical quality, the artistic sentence structuring, the cerebral subject matter, and the “cherry on top,†quite naturally, is the sheer capriciousness of all.
Then, after permitting our virgin eyes to dine upon his linguistic perfection, the prodigy precipitously departs, leaving his faithful pupils to gnaw at the marrow of his abstract parting words while yearning for more exhibitions in the apex of human aptitude.
Whatever happened to you, “JOHNNY ALL CAPS?â€