Racist Reporter

[Don Wassall]

I couldn't believe it when I looked at today's fishwrap (the Las Vegas Review-Journal) and found a front-page story that begins like this:

Boulder City Bypass project protects tortoises

White men must not be the only creatures who can't jump.

Fortunately for Steve Cooke, the desert tortoise doesn't have much of a vertical leap, either.

As chief of environmental services for the Nevada Department of Transportation, Cooke has the responsibility of ensuring the state's environment isn't damaged when a new roadway is constructed. So this month his focus is on the desert tortoise, a species more endangered - with apologies to Woody Harrelson's 1992 film character Billy Hoyle - than white men who CAN jump. . .

Here's the link to the article: http://www.lvrj.com/news/boulder-city-bypass-project-protects-tortoises-188637191.html The author is Joe Hawk and an email address is given at the end of the piece for those who want to let him know that such blatant racism is unacceptable.

The editor, Michael Hengel, can be reached at mhengel@reviewjournal.com.

 

[davidholly]

White men took gold at the High Jump, Long Jump and Pole Vault at the most recent Olympics. Many of the world records in those events are held by blacks at a time when doping was at its worst (the 90s).

 

[Thrashen]

So an 18” high fence is to be installed as a preventative measure for an endangered species of desert tortoise to avoid roadway construction sites and this paramecium-level “writer” uses this benign detail as a vehicle to insult the athletic ability of white men? I know that Certified Cultural Marxists dive upon every conceivable opening to inculcate their foul brainwaves into whatever facet of media they can influence…but this may be the most ridiculous instance I can recall. Nice find, Don.

The rotund little gnome-girl, Joe Hawk (apparently some sort of “traffic reporter”), seems like an even more terrible human being than he is a “writer.” I wonder if he has a son, grandson, or young nephew who plays sports?

CAPTION: Heretic Hawk Heeds Hebrew Hearsay

It’s hard enough to fathom why this slovenly, dim-witted, Negro-venerating, self-abhorring “white” turd would write something so criminally-inappropriate about his own race (for no conceivable purpose other than to be an ignorant, mean-spirited, white-loathing bastard)…but the fact that he felt “safe enough” to do so using his real name, work place, and email address is an indication of how “protected” he must feel (against those who might be offended by such obtuse, anti-white musings) while playing his cuckhold role within the Marx-o-sphere.

This human-furuncle will certainly be hearing from me via email (roadwarrior@reviewjournal.com), a sarcastic, insulting, fact-filled rant that will likely be ignored and/or deleted prior to reading.

 

[Phall]

Hilarious! This dough-faced, man-boobed slob Joe Hawk has fashioned his 'professional' nickname "Road Warrior" after the late professional wrestler Michael James Hegstrand, better known as Road Warrior Hawk.

The 'real' Road Warrior Hawk, left, and Road Warrior Animal, also known as Joe Laurinaitis. The duo, plucked as powerlifting teenagers to be groomed for pro wrestling careers, formed the storied tag team Legion of Doom. Laurinaitis is the father of NFL star James Laurinaitis.

Say what you might about pro wrestling (I happen to love it), but no one stood in front of those guys and poked fun at their athleticism.

Heavyweight Champion Road Warriors:

heavy-load keyboard warriors:

Here is some classic footage of Road Warrior Hawk performing the "Guillotine" finisher off the top rope while Road Warrior Animal jerks a 450 lb. man off the ground:

[video=youtube;7SqBo8MJSx0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqBo8MJSx0[/video]

Nice air, whitey!

 

[Average American]

i grew up in N.W.A country, watchin these guys.. I still remember a match from the mid 80s, where the Warriors were fighting a Saturday morning warm-up match.
'Ironman' comes on, the Warriors saunter into the ring.. they sling one half of their opponents into the ropes, drop him with a clothesline, cover him up with a single arm pin.. and that was it.. it was like an early Tyson fight. 25+ years later, I'm still laughing about that match.

 

[Quiet Speed]

I sent Hawk a subdued email with the video of all the highflying White dunkers posted by The Sapient. Maybe he will get the point.:boink: