One drop rule?

[WHITE NOISE]

I've been carrying a burden for some time now. I bought my mom one of those genetic tests (23andMe) for Christmas, and jokingly wrote on the box "Maybe Santa will give you a little jewish blood for Christmas!"

Well, as it turned-out, the test showed various Western European genetic markers, which were consistent with her family history.

Unfortunately, and to my horror it also listed her as having 1.5% Ashkenazi.

So please tell me guys, am I a jew, even though she only has 1.5% Or, are these tests nothing but crude, unreliable estimates?

Anyway, I've been somewhat sick to my stomach ever since mom got her results back, and to make it worse, my sons have been making fun of me as well.

 

[davidholly]

You're as Jewish as those 1/64 Cherokee girls are Injun princesses. Pretty much no one on CF prescribes to the one drop rule. 23andme is pretty reliable usually, just don't use the speculative mode because that actually is bull****. I've heard 23andme provides the raw numbers that you can enter into other DNA testing sites and get other results.

You might be part troll though.

 

[Extra Point]

Those tests are completely worthless. I would ignore anything they said.

 

[WHITE NOISE]

That's the second time I've been accused of being a Troll. I have been reading and posting on castefootball under various user names (White Noise, Polyanna, etc) for years, I'm no troll.

Look, I was just worried that even 1.5% on mom's side could somehow have diluted an otherwise all White European genetic makeup.

Incidentally, I had my test done with ancestry.com with these results:

Europe 100%
Great Britain 31%
Europe West 30%
Scandinavia 16%
Ireland 14%
Iberian Peninsula 9%
Trace Regions (Italy/Greece) 1%

 

[white is right]

I've been carrying a burden for some time now. I bought my mom one of those genetic tests (23andMe) for Christmas, and jokingly wrote on the box "Maybe Santa will give you a little jewish blood for Christmas!"

Well, as it turned-out, the test showed various Western European genetic markers, which were consistent with her family history.

Unfortunately, and to my horror it also listed her as having 1.5% Ashkenazi.

So please tell me guys, am I a jew, even though she only has 1.5% Or, are these tests nothing but crude, unreliable estimates?

Anyway, I've been somewhat sick to my stomach ever since mom got her results back, and to make it worse, my sons have been making fun of me as well.

Sir that means you had a Jewish ancestor 8 generations ago. Who can look that far back? Maybe it was a wandering orphan that a distant ancestor took in. Or maybe you had an ancestor that converted. Or maybe the test is not accurate for small trace amounts like that.

 

[Don Wassall]

I've been carrying a burden for some time now. I bought my mom one of those genetic tests (23andMe) for Christmas, and jokingly wrote on the box "Maybe Santa will give you a little jewish blood for Christmas!"

Well, as it turned-out, the test showed various Western European genetic markers, which were consistent with her family history.

Unfortunately, and to my horror it also listed her as having 1.5% Ashkenazi.

So please tell me guys, am I a jew, even though she only has 1.5% Or, are these tests nothing but crude, unreliable estimates?

Anyway, I've been somewhat sick to my stomach ever since mom got her results back, and to make it worse, my sons have been making fun of me as well.

If your mother is 1.5% and your father is 0%, that makes you about 1/124th Ashkenazi. There's probably very few White Americans who aren't at least 1/124th Jewish or Indian or black or Oriental or some other minute admixture. Worry about something else.

 

[werewolf]

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So please tell me guys, am I a jew

Yes, you are definitely Jewish and if you haven't already done so you better run down to the nearest synagogue and get yourself bar mitzvah and circumcised!

 

[werewolf]

This will help you to dress properly from now on:

http://www.orthodox-jews.com/jewish-clothing.html#axzz3ZcFyNaeT

 

[Westside]

I've been carrying a burden for some time now. I bought my mom one of those genetic tests (23andMe) for Christmas, and jokingly wrote on the box "Maybe Santa will give you a little jewish blood for Christmas!"

Well, as it turned-out, the test showed various Western European genetic markers, which were consistent with her family history.

Unfortunately, and to my horror it also listed her as having 1.5% Ashkenazi.

So please tell me guys, am I a jew, even though she only has 1.5% Or, are these tests nothing but crude, unreliable estimates?

Anyway, I've been somewhat sick to my stomach ever since mom got her results back, and to make it worse, my sons have been making fun of me as well.

Eat a pastrami on rye and call it a night.

 

[Wes Woodhead]

Yes, you are definitely Jewish and if you haven't already done so you better run down to the nearest synagogue and get yourself bar mitzvah and circumcised!

Cut it out werewolf you crazy son of a gun!!!:grin:

 

[werewolf]

Cut it out werewolf you crazy son of a gun!!!:grin:

Please, I'm trying to help him.

-- Rebbe Werewolfowitz

Nice Jewish clothing for you to wear from now on:

Say, isn't that guy fifth from the right Joey Dawenko, the boxer we just watched?

 

[WHITE NOISE]

I knew you guys would be able to disabuse me of any unnecessary, and incorrect , genetic inferences on my part.

However, some of those clothing options do look tempting.:bigsmile:

Thanks!

 

[Freethinker]

Hahaha, thanks Werewolf for the laughs. You're a riot. :bigsmile::israel:

 

[werewolf]

... some of those clothing options do look tempting.:bigsmile:

Thanks!

Of course they do. It's the only way for a nice Jewish boy to dress. So after we get you circumcised and bar mitvahed and in your new clothes, then we'll teach you how to dance!

 

[Freethinker]

Hey Crypto, when you get tired of the Undertaker hat you can switch it up to this cool Hockey Puck hat.

They seem to be all the rage.......Also, I can recommend some nice Jewish neighborhoods here in Brooklyn if you feel like moving to be closer to your kinfolk.

 

[werewolf]

I can recommend some nice Jewish neighborhoods here in Brooklyn if you feel like moving to be closer to your kinfolk.

Borough Park!

 

[WHITE NOISE]

Just a second, let me put down my serving of Gefilte fish. Yeah, those hockey puck tops do look good.

However, since my conversion in the last 6 hours, I'm kinda digging the little square blocks some of my kin folk rubber band around the top of their heads.

 

[werewolf]

My dear friend C. Goy:

Please be so kind as to allow me to remind you that today is Saturday which is Shabbat. Kindly read the following very carefully, especially the passage on turning on your COMPUTER.

Sincerely yours, Rebbe W.




The Shabbat laws are quite complex, requiring careful study and a qualified teacher. At first, it's often overwhelming and seems like an impossible number of restrictions. But spending shabbat with others who are shabbat observant will show you that eventually, you, too, will become comfortable with the Shabbat laws, as long as you realize that becoming shomer shabbat (shabbat observant) is a gradual process rather than an overnight transformation. You will also recognize that the wealth off details provides for a lifetime of scholarship--even those who have been keeping Shabbat for years find that there is always more to learn on this subject.

Following is a brief summary of some of the Shabbat laws you are most likely to encounter.


Let's start with some basic activities from which we refrain on Shabbat:


writing, erasing, and tearing;
business transactions;
driving or riding in cars or other vehicles;
shopping;
using the telephone;
turning on or off anything which uses electricity, including lights, radios, television, computer, air-conditioners and alarm clocks;
cooking, baking or kindling a fire;
gardening and grass-mowing;
doing laundry;

 

[davidholly]

Sir that means you had a Jewish ancestor 8 generations ago. Who can look that far back? Maybe it was a wandering orphan that a distant ancestor took in. Or maybe you had an ancestor that converted. Or maybe the test is not accurate for small trace amounts like that.

That would mean his mom had a Jewish ancestor 6 generations ago and therefore he has one 7 generations ago. 100/2^6=1.5, lrn2math. He's never gonna live up to his genetic banker potential if you're giving him bad math advice.

 

[white is right]

That would mean his mom had a Jewish ancestor 6 generations ago and therefore he has one 7 generations ago. 100/2^6=1.5, lrn2math. He's never gonna live up to his genetic banker potential if you're giving him bad math advice.

ROFLMAO, I am a descendant of the peasants who got scammed by the Rothschilds. So my math was good for my genetic potential....:icon_mrgreen:

 

[Thrashen]

Cool topic. I’m very interested in taking a DNA test myself. It is my understanding that there are three different kinds: Y-DNA (traces only your male ancestry), mtDNA (traces only your female ancestry), and Autosomal DNA (traces both).

My male cousin on my mom’s side, who is of 100% Southern German/North Swiss origin (like myself), has a healthy obsession with his lineage. He took a Y-DNA test a few years ago and it revealed that his paternal DNA was around 96% consistent with Haplogroup “I1,†which is most commonly found in the populations of Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and Iceland…

The other 4% was the Haplogroup “R1b,†which is most commonly found in the populations of Ireland, England, Scotland, Switzerland, Germany, France, Belgium, Switzerland, Austria, Italy, etc…

It was a strange result that should have been the complete opposite, as we have no Scandinavian ancestors and are exclusively German. That test only recognizes male DNA, so perhaps an Autosomal test would much different.

So please tell me guys, am I a jew, even though she only has 1.5% Or, are these tests nothing but crude, unreliable estimates?

You’re definitely not a Jew, but since the “23andMe†test utilizes Autosomal DNA, you likely did have a Jewish ancestor or two from the Haplogroup “J2.†Oh well, nobody’s perfect! The real question is, why did you write: “Maybe Santa will give you a little Jewish blood for Christmas!†on your mom’s Christmas present? Did she suspect herself to have Jewish ancestry, or were you just kidding around?

 

[WHITE NOISE]

I was just kidding around when I wrote about Santa giving mom some jewish blood, as she knows all to well the myriad grievances I have against the "chosen ones."

Although she has long suspected that her maiden name of Paul was somehow jewish, even though her father's people came from Scotland and it is a common Scottish surname.

Guess I should have asked Santa Claus for something else.

 

[werewolf]

I was just kidding around when I wrote about Santa giving mom some jewish blood, as she knows all to well the myriad grievances I have against the "chosen ones."

Although she has long suspected that her maiden name of Paul was somehow jewish, even though her father's people came from Scotland and it is a common Scottish surname.

Guess I should have asked Santa Claus for something else.

I hope you were kidding around, because the thread makes no sense. I was going to milk the gag for all its worth, because that's what I do. I can never pass up a straight line. First of all, your 23Skidoo thing is probably a total scam. Then, what's a "one drop rule"? Except people used to say that if a person has one drop of negro blood they should be considered a negro. It had nothing to do with Jews. There's no way a blood test can determine whether your ancestry had Jews in it. Jews aren't a race, they are a cult. How can they be a race when they contain Asians and negroes, etc.? The Ashkenazi do have certain racial strains because of close breeding over the centuries, but nothing hard and fast. And people in central Europe are quite mixed up so who knows what religion or cult some ancestor might have professed? Why, a large percentage of the German National Socialist leadership had Jewish ancestry, and so did tens of thousands of Jews fought FOR the Reich, including thousand in the Waffen SS! (alone proving the nonsense that "Hitler wanted to kill all the Jews"; re *Hitler's Jewish Soldiers* to name just one source) Also, Jews consider you to be Jewish if your mother is Jewish, not if you have "one drop of Jewish blood".

Your sign on name is curious. What does Crypto Goy mean? It would seem to indicate a person who is a member of the Jewish community who is a crypto (secret) non-Jew.

 

[WHITE NOISE]

Hello Werewolf. Good information and questions. Yes, you got me. The whole thread was meant to be tongue and cheek (Geez, BS2 got less flack for his video discussion thread).

I did get mom the test. I did write the request to Santa, and she did receive the 1.5%, but I know full-well I'm not "jewish."

My user name is meant to be a play on term Cryto Jew, and references those Jews in Spain for example that falsely "converted" to Christianity, and took on Gentile surnames to continue undermining the system and culture.

"Crypto Goy", then would suggest I'm doing the same thing against the hidden powers that be in our time (such as the cultural marxists), only as a gentile.

However, my current user name does seem to illicit a bit of suspicion. So I'm thinking of changing it again, this time to Shylock Homes in honor of William Shakespeare's heartwarming play, "The Merchant of Venice" and the great mystery writer, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

In sum, I was just trying to have some fun with the thread, get some laughs.

 

[werewolf]

You are forgiven, my dear boy. Now you may put your big silly hat back on and get back in the conga line, and don't forget to leave a generous donation for the synagogue and the ladies haddassah society with Mrs Pearlstein by the exit door before you leave.

Rebbe Werewolfowitz

PS If you do change your name to something that sounds more goyisch, I suggest that you spell it "Holmes".