Wes Welker, the NFL’s most dynamic wide receiver in 2011, had another fine 11-catch, 114 -yard performance against the lowly Colts. Through 12 games, Welker has already amassed 93 catches (league high) for 1,253 yards (league high) and 8 touchdowns. With four games remaining, he’s on pace for 124 catches for 1,669 yards and 12 touchdowns. Yesterday, Welker was targeted 11 times, catching all 11 passes thrown to him. With 240 more yards, Welker will break New England’s single-season yardage mark, set by Randy Moss in 2007. The power wielded by the Racial Caste System wanes as Welker’s ever-augmenting legend grows more and more impressive…
CAPTION: Wondrous Welker Whips Weaklings
Rob Gronkowski, the NFL’s most dominant, physically-gifted tight end (perhaps in NFL history), scored 3 more touchdowns (2 receiving, 1 rushing) yesterday on his way to 5 catches for 64 yards. With 60 catches, 864 yards and 11 touchdowns, Gronkowski is now 136 yards away from his first 1,000-yard season. He’ll need to average 34 yards per game through the remaining four contests…
CAPTION: Rob Rips Rastafarian Runts
With Gronkowski and Welker both (likely) achieving 1,000-yard seasons, New England will be the first NFL team to have such a white duo in the past 25+ seasons. Perhaps some of our older, wiser posters could enlighten me as to the last time that two white pass-catchers accomplished such a thing?
Surprisingly, Julian Edelman didn’t play on defense, while special teams scrub, Matthew Slater, started at safety and (unfortunately) played well. Newly-acquired Niko Koutovoudes started at MLB in place of Eye-Gouging-Spikes and played well. Rob Ninkovich started and made some nice plays. The little OchoCincoGirl had another comical drop, Devin McCoutry was dreadful in his “big return” at cornerback, and the secondary as a whole was terrible (against recently-signed Dan Orlovsy) without Edelman.
Amongst his pass-dropping black cohorts in Green Bay, Jordy Nelson, the NFL’s elite deep threat wide receiver (who is only a part-time player on his own team), made several highlight-reel catches against the Giants. He was targeted 4 times, catching all 4 for 94 yards. In the first quarter, Nelson burned Corey Webster for a beautiful 33-yard catch in which he displayed his elite speed, athletic prowess, body control, and his unique ability to “climb the ladder” against inferior athletes. In the fourth quarter, Nelson began abusing former teammate, Will Blackmon. After making a magnificent, toe-tapping catch on the sideline, Nelson’s next catch, a 27-yard gain (in which he again proved that he’s the fastest player on the Packers roster), set up the game-winning field goal…
CAPTION: Black Hate Crime Victim Phones NAACP After Getting Torched By White Supremacist
After the game, the ever-humble “white boy scout” had this to say…
Jordy Nelson said:
“I hope I can say I'm somewhat of an athlete, Aaron put it out there and you've just got to go make a play.”
“Somewhat” of an athlete? Yeah, you
“can say” that, alright. You’ve already amassed 48 catches for 876 (18.3 YPC) and nine TDs, meaning you’ll only need to average 31 yards per game in the remaining 4 contests to achieve your first 1,000-yard season (for a team in which you barely play). You have been, without question, the best deep threat in the NFL in 2011. In your last 15 games, including playoffs, you’ve amassed 69 catches for 1,162 yards and 11 TD’s. Nelson, ever the champion of self-disparagement, should stop playing the
“Yeah, I can’t believe a white receiver is playing so well against superior athletes” game with the NewsJews and tell the truth about his obvious talents (or say nothing whatsoever).
Running backs Toby Gerhart and Peyton Hillis (despite his injury) each had nice outings against some of the best rush-stuffing defenses in the NFL (Broncos and Ravens). Gerhart rushed 21 times for 91 yards (despite dreadful blocking at times) and caught 8 passes for 42 yards. He smashed Negro defenders with his brute strength, dashing for long gains whenever the slightest hole was available...
CAPTION: Toby Topples Turd
Tim Tebow, now 6-1 as a starter, may have played his best game of the season against the Vikings. He was elusive in the pocket, threw some great passes, showed poise, leadership, passion, etc. Once again, he threw no interceptions. It was a performance that would nauseate even the most judicious of white-abhorring jock-sniffers. Somewhere, in an ESPN “film room” in Connecticut, Merril Hog(e)’s Casteon tongue palates the ignoble bitterness of “Black Crow” while Tim Tebow amasses win, after win, after win…
CAPTION: Tim Tebow Elicits Hodgepodge-O-Hate
All in all, there were some extremely positive results in Week 13. Aside from individual accomplishments, the most white-friendly teams (Patriots, Texans, Packers, Broncos) all continue their winning ways, while more *******-leaning squads (Bucs, Bears, Lions, Bengals) continue to falter. Unfortunately, blacker teams such as the Wigger-Baugh Brothers’ 49ers and Ravens, the Pittsburg Rooney Rats, and Zulu-Priest Brees’ Swarthy Saints continue to win.