PHillisFan
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It's funny that the hubris and incompetence of Dougtavious "AA" Whaley was the impetus behind this move.The DWFs were borderline suicidal for about 5 or 6 hours,but are so enraptured by Idler Arm Taylor fever that all has already been forgiven.The Marxist Media Mavens are reporting this morning that Jackson's 1st free agent visit is going to be with Plantation Pete's Gambia River Seahawks.Only 2 points of interest here from my standpoint.First,if he signs there and is reunited with Marshawn "Geico" Lynch,Plantation Pete can have have backfield tandem of "Beast Mode" and "Beastiality Mode".Second given the make-up of and atmosphere surrounding the Gambia River Seahawks,Fred's mudshark wife will surely be swept off of her feet and probably leave him for anotha brotha.
LOL maybe the Seahawks can trade for The Gremlin to backup Dungbeetle Wilson. Then Freds wife, Gremlins wife and Dungbeetle Wilsons ex can make a reality tv series the Mudshark Wags club. Seattle dwfs would give it hardcore ratings.