Bigunreal said:
I'm really hoping that Collie loses it at some point and just starts punching Psycho Harbaugh. Make a bold statement. He sure isn't going to be allowed to play WR in the league again, if he isn't going to get the chance with that aggregation of clowns. He has quickly become my least favorite of all the despicable NFL head coaches.
Collie’s evening went as poorly as it possibly could have. Some observations…
1) Quinton Patton, a complete nobody (even by black receiver standards) played well, making several catches, scoring a touchdown and performing a Zulu-inspired dance routine that enthralled Christine Collinsworthless…
CAPTION: “A Man That Can Dance” Tops Harbaugh’s List of Turn-Ons
2) Marlon Moore, the ex-Dolphin nobody, managed to make several catches.
3) Jonathan Balwin, former 1[SUP]st[/SUP] round bust who was traded for in the past few days, made one nice catch. We’re told that this solitary impressive snag (a “major breakthrough” for this loser) has assured Bustwin a roster spot.
4) Levelle Hawkins, the arch bonehead who earned TWO 15-yard penalties for “unsportsmanlike conduct” during the game last night, returned a kickoff for a touchdown and made a long catch on offense. He earned both penalties for excessively celebrating immediately subsequent to the conclusion of these two plays.
5) Chad Hall, a talented white player who should be playing RB, received 10 times the snaps that Collie received. He should make the squad as a back-up slot receiver and WSTD.
6) When Collie finally entered the game in the 4[SUP]th[/SUP] quarter, BJ Daniels was forced to utilize a timeout when his receivers didn’t line up correctly. Collie trotted towards the sideline in the direction of “Wigger Jim,” who was in the midst of full “manic depressive” episode. He screamed curse-laden derisions to Collie, whose hand gestures indicated a timid response.
7) If playing time is any indication, Collie is currently behind the following players on the WR depth chart: Boldon, Williams, Patton, Moore, Baldwin, Hawkins, and Hall.
After watching 49ers-Vikings, it's obvious that Collie will be cut…any other suggestion is folly of the highest order. I hope I'm wrong.
Russell Wilson/Plantation Pete are a repugnant duo, but is there any quarterback/head coach combination in the league more loathsome than “Wigger Jim” and his criminally-ugly, toucan-nosed, mystery meat pupil, Colin Kaepernick? After Colt McCoy entered the game, the camera panned to endless shots of Kaepernick seated on the bench, a flat-brimmed 49ers hat perched atop his unsightly, fuzz-ensconced cranium, laughing hysterically with black players surrounding him like the leader of a prison gang. Meanwhile, his imbecilic, bug-eyed coach, “WigJim,” is frothing at the mouth whilst violently shouting at 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] stringers. Chris Collinsworth and Rabbi Al Kikaels noticed nothing out of the place; in fact, they endlessly praised both of these infectious worms for their disturbing idiosyncrasies…
CAPTION: Flat-Brimmed Fool Resembles Proboscis Monkey
Like Foobar75 mentioned in another thread, Kaepernick is fast becoming one of the NFL’s most infuriating characters. He’s covered in tattoos, arrogant, flamboyant, ugly as sin, looks and dresses like a black street thug, and features an omnipresent
“Room-Brightening Smile” that causes an instantaneous, penis-engorging rush of blood so coveted by our Kosher media titans. During the playoffs last year, Don wrote something like
“Kaepernick seems to have endless anger simmering below the surface.” I agree, and I could envision this banana-nosed cretin committing a violent crime in the coming years. As for the “Manic One,” WigJim, well, perhaps all of his psychotic-level fretting over corporate football will assure this bastard an early grave? In the short term, however, let’s hope for a putrid 2013 campaign for his chocolate-imbued squad.
