Thrashen
Hall of Famer
Ten years removed from that fateful, blizzard-burdened Divisional Playoff victory against the Raiders in Foxboro, and New England may have inaugurated the beginning of a new “dynasty” with their thundering win against the Broncos. This reign will not be one of an “underdog team,” or of a second-year, sixth-round quarterback “proving himself” whilst filling-in for an injured star, or of an undefeated season. No, this new dynasty is one in which racial, social, and cultural consequences hang naked in the balance.
That 2001 Patriots squad, though undeniably “whiter” than their AFC playoff foes in terms of defense (which featured 3 white starters -Teddy Bruschi, Mike Vrabel, and Ted Johnson) and several white backups and special teamers (Matt Stevens, Larry Izzo, Matt Chatham, and Dave Nugent), had little to support offensively, playing only Tom Brady, sparsely-used fullback Marc Edwards, and 3 white OL (Light, Andruzzi, and Neal).
Ten years later, and the same Patriot squad now features the most dynamic, electrifying, “white friendly” offense we’ve witnessed in the past 25-30 years of NFL football. Players such as Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Julian Edelman, Danny Woodhead, Rob Gronkowski, Matt Light, Logan Mankins, Dan Connolly, Sebastian Vollmer, and Nate Solder will all be heavily featured in their upcoming AFC Championship game. Keep in mind, had it not been for a Week 1 injury suffered by white veteran center, Dan Koppen, black guard Brian Waters would likely still be a backup (giving the Patriots 5 white starters on the OL). For what it’s worth, Waters has played well at right guard this season, particularly so down the stretch. Defensively, Rob Ninkovich is their only actual white “starter,” however, Dane Fletcher and Niko Koutouvides are likely rotate into the game, with WR Julian Edelman randomly inserted into the lineup at nickel cornerback (although this situation has become wildly unpredictable).
This year’s Patriot crew is indeed teeming with white talent, however, these players aren’t the shy, humble, modest, “awe shucks” collection of meek “boy scouts,” yes-men, and wiggers so common on modern NFL rosters. Brady, for instance, has played with anger, passion, fortitude, and toughness this season…
CAPTION: Infamous Screaming Fight with Bill O’Brien
CAPTION: Touchdown Celebration
Matt Light and Logan Mankins, the two “enforcers” on the offensive line, have engaged in several scuffles with black defenders this season…
CAPTION: Mankins and Suh
[video=youtube;33LpYPftfvw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=33LpYPftfvw[/video]
CAPTION: Late-Game Interracial Melee vs. Denver
All-world tight end, Rob Gronkowski, also seems to have an “attitude” of sorts. From snapping shirtless pictures with pornstars, to his violent running style, to his booming spikes after every touchdown catch, Gronk plays with a lust to administer a mixture of punishment and embarrassment to black defenders…
CAPTION: Thunder-Struck Negro Cowers in Fear
All-world wide receiver, Wes Welker, plays with breakneck speed and reckless abandon, blistering past black cornerbacks, throwing fierce blocks downfield, and providing his trademark combination of excitement and intensity every week…
CAPTION: Another Touchdown for the White Race
With any luck, the Patriots will defeat the smarmy “Plantation Manager,” John Harbaugh, “Plantation Supervisor,” Joe Flacco, and the murderous “Slave Boss,” Ray Lewis. The Ravens, who start 4 whites (Joe Flacco, Matt Birk, Marshall Yanda, and Jarrett Johnson), with TE Dennis Pitta and DE Paul Krueger as prominent backups, are racially-underwhelming. But despite this dearth of whiteness, last Sunday, when the Ravens had secured their (highly unfortunate) victory against the very-white Houston Texans, a camera panned to the raucous crowd, revealing a white female fan (maybe 18 years old?), clad head-to-toe in Ravens gear, jumping up and down, hugging her friend, and literally weeping tears of joy for her Chocolate Comrades. “What a sorry sight,” I thought, that someone from her formerly-prestigious ethnic background would pay top dollar for the right to “support” such an abhorrent, anti-white football corporation. “Ravens, Incorporated,” the franchise that encourages an ultra-homosexual “pre-game” dance routine, performed by their plodding, rotund, over-the-hill “superstar,” Ray Lewis, prior to every home game…
CAPTION: Drew Brees Envious of Ray’s Pre-Game Hijinks
CAPTION: Football / Black Minstrel Show
But given the female brain’s predisposition to naïveté and blindly following the mass-consciousness, coupled with quality “role models” also in attendance on Sunday, such as these (allegedly) “white,” (supposedly) “male” paramecium, who could really blame her?
CAPTION: Baltimore-Based Bolsheviks Boldly Boost Blacks
Or perhaps this sobbing young white “woman” was expressing the ostentatious “emotion” of Ed Reed (Co-Captain of the NFL’s All-Overrated Team along with Troy Polamalu) being melodramatically helped off the field at the end of the game after sustaining his 4[SUP]th[/SUP] or 5[SUP]th[/SUP] different injury that afternoon…
CAPTION: Cherry-Picking China-Doll Chump
Or maybe her tears were shed for Terrell “Monsterface” Suggs, the hideous, lumbering muscle-pudge that ESPN strictly refers to as “T-Sizzle”…
CAPTION: Twins
The baby-toothed, gum-smiling, acne-scarred cretin (who once punched his girlfriend and abused their two children, throwing bleach into their faces) did have his best season in 2011, but was a non-factor against Houston.
Under Belichick, New England is undefeated in their four AFC Championship game appearances (2001 against Pittsburg, 2003 against the Colts, 2004 against Pittsburg, and 2007 against San Diego). Hopefully, this trend will continue. Then, if the Caste God’s smiles upon us, New England can reach the Superbowl and “avenge” their last-second loss to the Giants (the “whiter” of the NY-SF matchup) in 2007-2008. The Giants start Manning, Ballard, Hynoski, Snee, Bass, and Diehl on offense and Blackburn on defense, with Tollefson heavily rotating (Herzlich and Sash also play at times). With the Packers eliminated, and Jim “Psychopathic Wigger” Harbaugh’s 49ers providing little excitement (aside from Alex Smith, Bruce Miller, Brett Swain, Justin Smith and Colin Jones), I’d rather the slightly-whiter Giants emerge victorious.
That 2001 Patriots squad, though undeniably “whiter” than their AFC playoff foes in terms of defense (which featured 3 white starters -Teddy Bruschi, Mike Vrabel, and Ted Johnson) and several white backups and special teamers (Matt Stevens, Larry Izzo, Matt Chatham, and Dave Nugent), had little to support offensively, playing only Tom Brady, sparsely-used fullback Marc Edwards, and 3 white OL (Light, Andruzzi, and Neal).
Ten years later, and the same Patriot squad now features the most dynamic, electrifying, “white friendly” offense we’ve witnessed in the past 25-30 years of NFL football. Players such as Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Julian Edelman, Danny Woodhead, Rob Gronkowski, Matt Light, Logan Mankins, Dan Connolly, Sebastian Vollmer, and Nate Solder will all be heavily featured in their upcoming AFC Championship game. Keep in mind, had it not been for a Week 1 injury suffered by white veteran center, Dan Koppen, black guard Brian Waters would likely still be a backup (giving the Patriots 5 white starters on the OL). For what it’s worth, Waters has played well at right guard this season, particularly so down the stretch. Defensively, Rob Ninkovich is their only actual white “starter,” however, Dane Fletcher and Niko Koutouvides are likely rotate into the game, with WR Julian Edelman randomly inserted into the lineup at nickel cornerback (although this situation has become wildly unpredictable).
This year’s Patriot crew is indeed teeming with white talent, however, these players aren’t the shy, humble, modest, “awe shucks” collection of meek “boy scouts,” yes-men, and wiggers so common on modern NFL rosters. Brady, for instance, has played with anger, passion, fortitude, and toughness this season…
CAPTION: Infamous Screaming Fight with Bill O’Brien
CAPTION: Touchdown Celebration
Matt Light and Logan Mankins, the two “enforcers” on the offensive line, have engaged in several scuffles with black defenders this season…
CAPTION: Mankins and Suh
[video=youtube;33LpYPftfvw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=33LpYPftfvw[/video]
CAPTION: Late-Game Interracial Melee vs. Denver
All-world tight end, Rob Gronkowski, also seems to have an “attitude” of sorts. From snapping shirtless pictures with pornstars, to his violent running style, to his booming spikes after every touchdown catch, Gronk plays with a lust to administer a mixture of punishment and embarrassment to black defenders…
CAPTION: Thunder-Struck Negro Cowers in Fear
All-world wide receiver, Wes Welker, plays with breakneck speed and reckless abandon, blistering past black cornerbacks, throwing fierce blocks downfield, and providing his trademark combination of excitement and intensity every week…
CAPTION: Another Touchdown for the White Race
With any luck, the Patriots will defeat the smarmy “Plantation Manager,” John Harbaugh, “Plantation Supervisor,” Joe Flacco, and the murderous “Slave Boss,” Ray Lewis. The Ravens, who start 4 whites (Joe Flacco, Matt Birk, Marshall Yanda, and Jarrett Johnson), with TE Dennis Pitta and DE Paul Krueger as prominent backups, are racially-underwhelming. But despite this dearth of whiteness, last Sunday, when the Ravens had secured their (highly unfortunate) victory against the very-white Houston Texans, a camera panned to the raucous crowd, revealing a white female fan (maybe 18 years old?), clad head-to-toe in Ravens gear, jumping up and down, hugging her friend, and literally weeping tears of joy for her Chocolate Comrades. “What a sorry sight,” I thought, that someone from her formerly-prestigious ethnic background would pay top dollar for the right to “support” such an abhorrent, anti-white football corporation. “Ravens, Incorporated,” the franchise that encourages an ultra-homosexual “pre-game” dance routine, performed by their plodding, rotund, over-the-hill “superstar,” Ray Lewis, prior to every home game…
CAPTION: Drew Brees Envious of Ray’s Pre-Game Hijinks
CAPTION: Football / Black Minstrel Show
But given the female brain’s predisposition to naïveté and blindly following the mass-consciousness, coupled with quality “role models” also in attendance on Sunday, such as these (allegedly) “white,” (supposedly) “male” paramecium, who could really blame her?
CAPTION: Baltimore-Based Bolsheviks Boldly Boost Blacks
Or perhaps this sobbing young white “woman” was expressing the ostentatious “emotion” of Ed Reed (Co-Captain of the NFL’s All-Overrated Team along with Troy Polamalu) being melodramatically helped off the field at the end of the game after sustaining his 4[SUP]th[/SUP] or 5[SUP]th[/SUP] different injury that afternoon…
CAPTION: Cherry-Picking China-Doll Chump
Or maybe her tears were shed for Terrell “Monsterface” Suggs, the hideous, lumbering muscle-pudge that ESPN strictly refers to as “T-Sizzle”…
CAPTION: Twins
The baby-toothed, gum-smiling, acne-scarred cretin (who once punched his girlfriend and abused their two children, throwing bleach into their faces) did have his best season in 2011, but was a non-factor against Houston.
Under Belichick, New England is undefeated in their four AFC Championship game appearances (2001 against Pittsburg, 2003 against the Colts, 2004 against Pittsburg, and 2007 against San Diego). Hopefully, this trend will continue. Then, if the Caste God’s smiles upon us, New England can reach the Superbowl and “avenge” their last-second loss to the Giants (the “whiter” of the NY-SF matchup) in 2007-2008. The Giants start Manning, Ballard, Hynoski, Snee, Bass, and Diehl on offense and Blackburn on defense, with Tollefson heavily rotating (Herzlich and Sash also play at times). With the Packers eliminated, and Jim “Psychopathic Wigger” Harbaugh’s 49ers providing little excitement (aside from Alex Smith, Bruce Miller, Brett Swain, Justin Smith and Colin Jones), I’d rather the slightly-whiter Giants emerge victorious.
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