Sadly, the Falcons, though not much “whiter” than their San Francisco foe, would have been a far better NFC Superbowl representative for a number of reasons. The first, of course, is because Atlanta is lead by Matt Ryan as opposed to the bicep-smooching, monstrously-ugly, scarecrow-framed black quarterback (Kaepernick) with the nasal equipment of a Semite, the steel wool-like hair of an African, and the voice of effeminate wigger. The second is the fact that Atlanta features 6 white starters, 4 of whom are offensive lineman, compared to only 3 for the 49ers (that is, 2 OL, Staley and Boone, and star DE, Justin Smith). The third, and most palpable reason, is the Falcons’ docile coach, Mike Smith, when contrasted against the manic-depressive, hyper-animated, psycho-emotional, foaming-at-the-mouth antics of Caste Football’s darling
“Bug-Eyed Wigger,” Jim Harbaugh. Here is Harbaugh “reacting” to a call during yesterday’s game…
Although I was too young to remember, I’ve read that Harbaugh was despised during his playing days, and that he once “sucker punched” the classy Jim Kelly in 1997…
Of course, we all know his history with “post game handshakes.” Come Superbowl Sunday (which I won’t be watching), let’s hope that Harbaugh’s soulless, jet-black bug eyes are lined with the tears of agony as Joe Flacco and Dennis Pitta torch his all-black secondary, and Paul Kruger snaps his stick-figure black quarterback (and Cowher-Kordell-esque secret lover?) in two. Below, the allegedly soft-spoken Krapernick is instructing one of the defensive backs, Tarelle Brown, to:
“Shut diss muthaf-cka down!” (talking about Matt Ryan). What a nice kid!
Speaking of the Harbaugh Daughters, I’ll admit that Baltimore deserves plenty of credit for defeating a dangerous Colts squad, then sneaking past Manning’s red-hot Broncos (in Denver), then drubbing Brady’s Patriots (in Foxboro). Pretty impressive, especially given the fact that so many members of the Ravens squad simply can’t refrain from bawling, even during something as meaningless as the “National Zio-Afro-Corporate-Marxist Anthem” of the United States of Western Isra-hell…
As for the Patriots-Ravens game itself, well, it may as well have been a blowout. It’s difficult to make the Superbowl, much less win it, but I take comfort in the fact that the most white-friendly team, with the most white-friendly offense in 30+ years of NFL football, is always “in the thick of it.” Despite a few drops, Welker had a nice game, not only receiving, but also returning punts...
With Welker’s one year, $9,000,000 franchise tag now expired, let’s hope that wasn’t his final touchdown as a Patriot. New England would barely have a winning record without him in the lineup, and I hope he’s signed to a multi-year deal and New England re-tools next season with Brady, Welker, Gronkowski, Edelman, Woodhead, and their young, all-white offensive line.
As I said, I won’t be watching the Superbowl this year, which should feature a wretch-inducing total of 8/44 white starters…Joe Flacco, Marshall Yanda, Matt Birk, Dennis Pitta, Paul Kruger, Alex Boone, Joe Staley, and Justin Smith. From the Superbowls I can recall, this year’s installment should be as tar-hued as Steelers-Cardinals in 2009, Steelers-Seahawks in 2006 (although the Seahawks had Joe Jurevicious), or Raiders-Buccaneers in 2003.
Nevertheless, it was a good NFL season for many reasons. Hartline and Decker achieving their first 1,000-yard seasons. The emergence of another “white powerhouse” in Denver. White TE’s having another great season. The fact that the Vikings, Packers, Texans, Patriots and Broncos all made the playoffs. The emergence of the
“Nordic Beast,” JJ Watt, as a household name, and other up-and-coming white defenders (most notably Luke Keuchly). The sinking of the
“H.M.S. RG III Loveboat” in the playoffs. Two of the NFL’s darkest squads, the Steelers and Bucs, failing to make the playoffs.
Well said, my friend…and a Packers-Patriots or Packers-Broncos Superbowl in which all of our players shined like football God's could not possibly amend a lifetime “Marxist Timbre” polluting their ears from manger-to-mortuary. Its nice know that I’m not alone in my struggle, one that I’ll never give up.