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Porthos

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The usual Negro-friendly British press (Daily Mail) was full of praise for "the strongest football player in the world" - Adebayo Akinfenwa and and came up with a laudatory article on him. Adebayo is playing for the third division side Wimbledon and has supposedly impressed Mourinho during a recent friendly between Wimbledon and Chelsea. I know that English teams like "physical players", but this time they may have gone a bit overboard... NFL material?
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This is more than funny.

Bird poop falls in Ashley Young's mouth during Manchester United game against Swansea:


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Somewhere,some jew has a boner.#Jewslovescat.
 

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that's the most incredible thing i have ever seen :biggrin1:
ofcourse it had to happen to a black player, and one of the most annoying blacks, the notorious diver ashley young
 

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Bird poop falls in Ashley Young's mouth during Manchester United game against Swansea:


ibprDCrxPqk7LS.gif



Somewhere,some jew has a boner.#Jewslovescat.

I just typed "Ashley Young" into Google and the first thing that now comes up is "Ashley young bird". The second thing is "Ashley Young bird poop".:icon_grin: Maybe this is what he'll be remembered for!

I just put on the early Sunday match between Liverpool and Southampton. I never like the early matches as there is no atmosphere. (If you know anything about Scousers you'll know virtually everyone at Anfield is nursing a hangover). Anyway, it was so quiet at the start the Southampton fans were mocking the Liverpool faithful by singing "is this a library?"
 
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I just typed "Ashley Young" into Google and the first thing that now comes up is "Ashley young bird". The second thing is "Ashley Young bird poop".:icon_grin: Maybe this is what he'll be remembered for!


I'm surprised 'Ashley Young dive' wasn't higher up.



I just put on the early Sunday match between Liverpool and Southampton. I never like the early matches as there is no atmosphere.

Correct,hence I've passed the opportunity to watch it and am whiling away on the internet.
 

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We don't give blacks enough credit at this website so without further ado here is Bright Dike:

[video=youtube;weS7bs_DC4c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weS7bs_DC4c[/video]
 

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We don't give blacks enough credit at this website so without further ado here is Bright Dike:

[video=youtube;weS7bs_DC4c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weS7bs_DC4c[/video]
I wonder if this *******'s name is pronounced like "dyke" or "dick"? Or maybe it's dahy-kee? Either way it's a funny name because I'm sure this fella isn't too "bright". :icon_wink:
 

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not sure if this is funny or sad:

[video=youtube;32VwH0xKrDM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32VwH0xKrDM[/video]

a sudanese player to take the place of a danish player in the danish youth national team :der:
 
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