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I happend to catch a few minutes of Conan O'Brien tonight. He joked "In years to come white people will be a minority". At which point the crowed arupted in applause. He went on to joke that the dark races will say "Lets go get some white people food. Yeah, canned peaches"
I dont know why that compelled me to post. It just rubbed me the wrong way.
 

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Yeah, I know what you mean, very disturbing indeed. Then again, what can anyone do? Morons like him control the media, while stalwarts like you and I can only type and email about it. Don't worry though, I have this gut instinct that brainwashed morons like him will one day get a taste of their own medicine on what's it like to live in a multicultural society. It'll make them wish it were the 70's or 80's again.

I'm not concerned about blacks, Asians, or Hispanics. The real Problem comes from white backstabbing, Zionist butt-kissers like Conan O'Brien.
 

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You'd think with a name like Conan O'Brien... But then, he's a product of Harvard and the SNL writing pool (during Saturday Night Live's thinnest years). The poor man just isn't funny. One problem IMO is he relies too much on his own material. Another problem is he doesn't act like he belongs on stage, he doesn't own it.

Jay Leno, on the other hand, has a better delivery and better writers. He's a professional comic that can sell tickets. In fact, he's never spent the money he makes as a TV host and only 'lives off' what he earns as a stand up act, over 200 shows a year. And as a bonus he's had Ron Paul on twice and actually interviewed him (rather than O'Brien's habit of talking over guests trying to top them).

Odd factoid: Virtually all of the cling peaches produced in the U.S. are grown by Sikh farmers in the Yuba City, CA area.

Saw a Don Rickles show recently. Non-PC and loved for it.

--I think white people do food pretty well. What constitutes black food anyway, grubs and casaba root?Edited by: Charlie
 

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How brainwashed must one be to cheer upon the idea of his race being eliminated from the country it fought for. To laugh at the prospect of acquiescing all that our forefathers fought and died for is emblematic of the power television and education has had on the masses. Truly sad.
 

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I still think most white people inwardly cringe at the thought of being a true minority in this country one day. Maybe not Conan's mostly liberal New York based audience thinks that but all the white flight out of the cites attests to that fact.
 

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Good points WN & G301. No surprise the NYC pantywafers applauded the fall of their own race in our White, Christian nation.

BTW, I never thought "Blownan" O'Brien (or Letterman) were funny what so ever. I agree with Charlie that Leno is much better (in comparison) & has a decent writing staff. I rarely watch the late night shows. My "brand of comedy" is a mix of the Blue Collar Comedy guys, George Carlin, "Dice" Clay (a tribesman I know, but hilarious in his prime), Sam Kennison & the Jerky Boyz (not stand-up comedy but also hysterical).

Edited by: DixieDestroyer
 

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DixieDestroyer said:
Good points WN & G301. No surprise the NYC pantywafers applauded the fall of their own race in our White, Christian nation.

BTW, I never thought "Blownan" O'Brien (or Letterman) were funny what so ever. I agree with Charlie that Leno is much better (in comparison) & has a decent writing staff. I rarely watch the late night shows. My "brand of comedy" is a mix of the Blue Collar Comedy guys, George Carlin, "Dice" Clay (a tribesman I know, but hilarious in his prime), Sam Kennison & the Jerky Boyz (not stand-up comedy but also hysterical).

Dixie Destroyer judging by the list of comedians you like I know for a fact you'd love this comedian from the early 1990s named Bill Hicks. Look him up on you tube he's got some great skits. A George Carlin type who will make you laugh and think all at the same time.
 

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I could never get past the tremendous facial deformity of Jay Leno to ever watch more than five minutes total of him in my life time. In another life, with a face like his, he very well could be ringing the bell at Notre Dame late at night.
 

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Glen Beck will be on Jay Leno tonight. I have noticed that with Obama's increasing decline in the polls that the comedians are feeling more free to joke about Obama.
 

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Dead on scouting report from Charlie on Conan's limitations.

I've watched Conan a few times. He likes to play that white guy capping on white people riff. With himself, red haired and pale skinned, as Exhibit A.

When white entertainers and media figures do this, they're just apologizing for being white, and letting people know they're in recovery.

The applause is a sort of group therapy moment. We're white too, but we're working on it.

We truly are the unique race.
 

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DixieDestroyer said:
Good points WN & G301. No surprise the NYC pantywafers applauded the fall of their own race in our White, Christian nation.

BTW, I never thought "Blownan" O'Brien (or Letterman) were funny what so ever. I agree with Charlie that Leno is much better (in comparison) & has a decent writing staff. I rarely watch the late night shows. My "brand of comedy" is a mix of the Blue Collar Comedy guys, George Carlin, "Dice" Clay (a tribesman I know, but hilarious in his prime), Sam Kennison & the Jerky Boyz (not stand-up comedy but also hysterical).



I tuned in to Jay Leno a little over a month ago (I never watch any of those unfunny late night shows) and he made a "joke"Â￾ that really pissed me off.

The premise was a chicken nugget from McDonalds, which was being sold on ebay. The nugget resembled a penis (hilarious, I know). Jay was reading some information listed about the ebay item. He said "the chicken nugget was purchased from McD's and is 3 inches in length."Â￾ Then Jay, the "professional comedian"Â￾ made the comment: "Well, I guess McDonalds wasn't lying when they say ‘all white meat.'"Â￾

The camera went to a shot of the meal-worm-for-brains audience"¦.naturally, the crowd of white men and white women were clapping vigorously and busting a proverbial gut at Jay's Casteon Comedy Hour.

Ahh, the old small penis bit, standard odious jewry. Typically, jokes are loosely based on real events or real statistics or real stereotypes"¦.this "laugher"Â￾ was as carefully crafted and permitted to linger as long as anything the media PTB have ever produced.

Every single person on planet earth has heard this little gag repeated like a hypnosis mantra until it became another false reality for whites to use as tribute to blacks"¦.yet not a single person on planet earth knows where it originated. Hmm, sounds like just about everything else involving the MSM / Hollywood / Cultural Marxists, right?

Perhaps J(g)ay and his (most likely) jewish writing staff should check into world penis surveys before opening their dumb pie-holes. I imagine J(g)ay has never seen any pornographic films"¦.where white men rule the roost in every way. Or maybe the truely psychopathic white "men" who repeat this sh*t are extremely insecure. Nothing matters to them"¦they've sucked from the perverted teat of Hollywood money"¦.they know the drill. Edited by: Thrashen
 

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Take away the Jewish obsession with male genitalia and most "comedians" would have very little material left.
 

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Don Wassall said:
Take away the Jewish obsession with male genitalia and most "comedians" would have very little material left. 

This Penis worshipping is likely rooted in the fact that Ashkenazi's ancestors are phallic worshipping Khazars.

I've notice this obsession spewing from Hollywood and TV even in children's cartoons. It's disgusting. I used to think that old movies were completely clean and free of this type of abomination. Then, one day a couple of years ago I was watching Spartacus - one of my favorite movies when I was younger. In the scene where the queen was picking out an opponent for Spartacus, she and another girl choose the black man and in a subtle hint to the black Penis myth they looked him up and down; whispered and then giggled.

I then realized this brain-washing has been going on for awhile now. Just that in today's Hollywood it's not so subtle - not at all subtle. Of course, latter in Spartacus the sublte brain-washing switches to the promotion of homosexuality. It was clear to me in re-watching that movie that the shift in cultural norms we've seen over last several decades was no accident. You might even call it a protocol come true. Totally ruined a great movie.
 

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Kaptain Poop said:
I've notice this obsession spewing from Hollywood and TV even in children's cartoons. It's disgusting. I used to think that old movies were completely clean and free of this type of abomination. Then, one day a couple of years ago I was watching Spartacus - one of my favorite movies when I was younger. In the scene where the queen was picking out an opponent for Spartacus, she and another girl choose the black man and in a subtle hint to the black Penis myth they looked him up and down; whispered and then giggled.

I then realized this brain-washing has been going on for awhile now. Just that in today's Hollywood it's not so subtle - not at all subtle. Of course, latter in Spartacus the sublte brain-washing switches to the promotion of homosexuality. It was clear to me in re-watching that movie that the shift in cultural norms we've seen over last several decades was no accident. You might even call it a protocol come true. Totally ruined a great movie.

Also in Spartacus there is the "noble negro" syndrome, the black gladiator you mentioned ends up sacrificing himself for Kirk Douglas' chararcter which was totally out of place in the movie. I also saw the movie recently and noticed those things as well.
 

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Jay made another odious joke a few years ago that if steroids were removed from professional sports no white guy would be competitive. The joke - if repeated enough times through annals of TV and film - will convince the mass man and woman that whites need PED to compete with blacks. We have just witnessed the birth of another stereotypedisparaging whites and exalting blacks. I can't imagine any other peoplesof any other time that would enjoy such self-deprecation. The joke, thankfully, was not received so well; the audience energy was so low (minimal laughter) after Jay's first delivery that he felt compelled to repeat the joke several times to his black sidekick Kevin for approval.<?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><O:p></O:p>Edited by: Alpha Male
 

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Charlie said:
Saw a Don Rickles show recently. Non-PC and loved for it.




Don Rickles has let ‘er rip against Blacks throughout the years. I've never heard of any repercussions.


George Lopez has a talk show. Who knew? Caught his monologue one night. Turns out he did not care for Chad Ocho Cinco's routine with the sombrero and poncho. Called him a fool, and he was going to come out one night with a shield and spear and see how he likes it. He proceeded to do a tribal dance in a mocking fashion. Pretty strong stuff. Can be seen here at about the 6:20 mark.



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WCB, I've heard Bill Hicks too...pretty sharp & witty guy. I rarely listen to/watch comedians these days...those dudes are just the ones I've found real funny thru the years.

Thrashen, sounds like a jew writer gave Jay that BS "joke". These pantywafers do indeed have an obsession with dude's schlongs...freakin' fruitloops!
 

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Haha George Lopez can afford to say such things. Being a Mexican he is given a free pass by the media.
 
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Conan O'Brian still on television? Who watches him? Dullest and unfunniest man I ever seen.
 

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Any White person who applauds their race becoming a minority should just kill themselves now.Why wait.
 

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P-NutLane said:
I happend to catch a few minutes of Conan O'Brien tonight. He joked "In years to come white people will be a minority". At which point the crowed arupted in applause. He went on to joke that the dark races will say "Lets go get some white people food. Yeah, canned peaches"
I dont know why that compelled me to post. It just rubbed me the wrong way.
No wonder Conan is floundering in the ratings.
 
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Anyone who would have replied, "What you are talking about is called genocide." might have been booed and laughed at but they would have destroyed the NWO.
 

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George Lopez listed the entertainment for the White House Christmas this year, which of course included mostly black artists. He joked "it's not going to be a white christmas this year - and I mean that in a good way." The audience erupted into applause. Was there not a single white person in the audience that had the balls to boo this anti-white humour?
 
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If anyone ever mentions Lopez all you have to do is say "he is anti-white" and leave it at that.
 
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