Phall
Master
Gentlemen, Does anyone know what Travon Martin's parents do for a living? I'm asking because when I was a working man, I wouldn't have been able to sit around each day for a trial.
Also, about where this all happened. Is TM's dad the legal resident, or is his girlfriend the resident?
I believe that St. Skittles' mother worked, which was why she shipped him down to his dad's girlfriend's apartment for the week while he was suspended from high school. She didn't want him alone in her house during the day. Trayvon was a 17 yr old latchkey kid who still needed a babysitter.
On top of the frivolous civil suits, Old Mother Trayvon has copyrighted the "popular" slogans "Justice For Trayvon" and "We are all Trayvon", meaning that she has an instant revenue stream coming in from all the t-shirts and hoodies that are mass-produced to sell in the hood. Plus, what racist company wouldn't instantly grant her a two-year paid sabbatical? She just has to mention her employer by name and poof, his house is burned to the ground. When you hear people begin their summaries of the case with "My heart goes out to the poor mother..." remember that she is now on Easy Street for the rest of her life. I bet she still doesn't tip her server though.
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