2024 Miami Dolphins

[jacque]

The 2024 Dolphins are are pretty abysmal starting roster but have some intriguing players. In 2024 they will have a horrible projected THREE starting whites.


Starters:

T Liam Eichenberg
TE Durham Smythe
DT Zach Sieler

With the importance of the WR3/slot, you can count Braxton Berrios as a 4th starter, as he’s listed as WR3 and starting returner. All three special teamers are of course white as well.

Rotational players:

WR Braxton Berrios*
WR River Cracraft (IR)
CB Ethan Bonner
TE Tanner Conner

Backups:

QB Skylar Thompson
OL Andrew Meyer


Whites on roster: 11-12

Practice squad:

QB Tim Boyle
TE Hayden Rucci

Overall this is a horrid team. When it comes to actual in game impact, you can only expect to see some balls caught by Smythe, Berrios, and occasionally Cracraft. Sieler is a very solid DT who will be making plays, also note that DT is one of the blackest positions in the league people forget about. CB Ethan Bonner is the most exciting player on the roster, he’s listed as a “second corner” which could mean he’s potentially the 3rd or 4th to actually see the field, but there’s a very real chance he plays meaningful snaps this season. Miami has a player listed as the sole starter and player considered to be a “nickel” and it doesn’t appear Bonner is in consideration for that position on the field.

Miami is an outlier in that they have one of blackest and most mediocre lines in football, bottom to top. They tout the Poly Tua Tagaviola at QB, a middle of the pack gunslinger, and a mixed fullback who is not white but probably gets treated like one by DWFs who haven’t seen his face before and assume he’s white.

I grade this roster a F, the only excitement coming from some whites in some caste busting positions.

 

[Carolina Speed]

The 2024 Dolphins are are pretty abysmal starting roster but have some intriguing players. In 2024 they will have a horrible projected THREE starting whites.


Starters:

T Liam Eichenberg
TE Durham Smythe
DT Zach Sieler

With the importance of the WR3/slot, you can count Braxton Berrios as a 4th starter, as he’s listed as WR3 and starting returner. All three special teamers are of course white as well.

Rotational players:

WR Braxton Berrios*
WR River Cracraft (IR)
CB Ethan Bonner
TE Tanner Conner

Backups:

QB Skylar Thompson
OL Andrew Meyer


Whites on roster: 11-12

Practice squad:

QB Tim Boyle
TE Hayden Rucci

Overall this is a horrid team. When it comes to actual in game impact, you can only expect to see some balls caught by Smythe, Berrios, and occasionally Cracraft. Sieler is a very solid DT who will be making plays, also note that DT is one of the blackest positions in the league people forget about. CB Ethan Bonner is the most exciting player on the roster, he’s listed as a “second corner” which could mean he’s potentially the 3rd or 4th to actually see the field, but there’s a very real chance he plays meaningful snaps this season. Miami has a player listed as the sole starter and player considered to be a “nickel” and it doesn’t appear Bonner is in consideration for that position on the field.

Miami is an outlier in that they have one of blackest and most mediocre lines in football, bottom to top. They tout the Poly Tua Tagaviola at QB, a middle of the pack gunslinger, and a mixed fullback who is not white but probably gets treated like one by DWFs who haven’t seen his face before and assume he’s white.

I grade this roster a F, the only excitement coming from some whites in some caste busting positions.

D@#%! A long way from the early 70's years with Griese, Czonka, and Kiick!

 

[Tannehill17]

It's slim pickings for the Dolphins. This is one of the blackest rosters I ever remember them fielding. Most of the DWF's here in Miami are pretty high on them but I think they'll be disappointed. Looking at their schedule. They'll probably beat up on some crap teams but get annihilated by the better ones due to them going full caste in the trenches. I have their ceiling at 8 wins and their floor at 4 wins.

 

[El Gringo]

It's slim pickings for the Dolphins. This is one of the blackest rosters I ever remember them fielding. Most of the DWF's here in Miami are pretty high on them but I think they'll be disappointed. Looking at their schedule. They'll probably beat up on some crap teams but get annihilated by the better ones due to them going full caste in the trenches. I have their ceiling at 8 wins and their floor at 4 wins.

I agree with you the whole McDaniels thing it’s going to blow up sooner rather than later. If you’re not a hard ass, the inmates will soon be running the asylum. Tom iron rule

 

[Freethinker]

Interesting that they allow some Whites at skill positions and taboo positions (CB, WR, DT) but then go retard level with the sumos. Imagine if they just revamped their line with corn feed White hosses from the Midwest. They could really be a threat, but kneecap themselves instead as Tannehill17 said.

 

[jacque]

Interesting that they allow some Whites at skill positions and taboo positions (CB, WR, DT) but then go retard level with the sumos. Imagine if they just revamped their line with corn feed White hosses from the Midwest. They could really be a threat, but kneecap themselves instead as Tannehill17 said.

Oddly enough McDaniel also rostered Justin Zimmer and Ben Stille at DT. Its pretty bizarre for him to have so many white DTs in his tenure when some teams go a decade without rostering a single white DT, let alone ones who play. He also had fejedelem at S at one point, not that he’s even remotely a caste favorable coach but it’s interesting that he doesn’t reserve whites to typical caste positions while simultaneously having coal black rosters.

 

[Don Wassall]

Despite all the favorable publicity Ethan Bonner has received, including high praise from teammates such as Jaylen Waddle, his racial apprenticeship continues. Slowik sounds like a real cuck:

▪ The Dolphins’ decision to keep rookie Storm Duck active for games, and Ethan Bonner inactive, has been notable. Defensive backs coach Ryan Slowik, who was Miami’s outside linebackers coach last season, listed several qualities that the Dolphins like about Duck: “Storm has done a good job. The moment hasn’t been too big for him. He’s a physical guy, has good size [6-0], plays with good speed, is disruptive when playing man coverage and zone coverage. Those skills we are impressed with that we would like to keep developing.” As for Bonner, “we have great confidence in Ethan,” Slowik said. “I’m excited for him when his opportunity comes. [Bonner being inactive for the first two games is] not anything Ethan hasn’t been doing well.”

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/...y-jackson/article291318685.html#storylink=cpy

 

[SneakyQuick]

Isn’t Bonner the fastest guy on the club next to hill? Good lord I don’t know how anyone can stomach watching this

 

[Leonardfan]

Dolphins starting quota "pro bowler" Tyler Huntley tomorrow. Rooting heavily against this caste team.

 

[Freethinker]

As of today, the Dolphins have 13 total White athletes on the roster with 4 starters. Eichenberg, Smythe, Sieler and the seldom used FB Alec Ingold.

 

[FootballDad]

I guess the only reason to tune in to tonight's game is to root for Will Levis. He's highly-ranked on the DWF's most hated QB list. They're still bitter that Malik Willis was traded away.

 

[Snow Plow]

I guess the only reason to tune in to tonight's game is to root for Will Levis. He's highly-ranked on the DWF's most hated QB list. They're still bitter that Malik Willis was traded away.

Yes, you can root for Levis and change over to Detroit crushing Seattle.

 

[FootballDad]

Yes, you can root for Levis and change over to Detroit crushing Seattle.

That's right! I forgot about the two MNF games. I'm not a fan of this format. I guess that it's not all bad though when you have a game that might be watchable on. Go Lions!!

 

[Don Wassall]

As of today, the Dolphins have 13 total White athletes on the roster with 4 starters. Eichenberg, Smythe, Sieler and the seldom used FB Alec Ingold.

Even Ingold isn't White.

 

[Don Wassall]

Huntley's awful play rewarded with another start. You know a Black QB is bad when even Weenieworld describes his play as "ghastly."

Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel said Tyler Huntley will start for the Dolphins in Week 5 against the Patriots.
We simply can’t trust any of Miami’s once-reliable fantasy weapons until we see better at quarterback, and Huntley was ghastly last week. McDaniel was quoted as saying: “after reviewing the tape, there’s reason for guys to be excited about [Huntley] ... There were some things to build upon, and we’re excited to do that tomorrow.” It’s possible that another week of practice in the system will help Huntley play better than he did on Monday night. It’s hard to believe he’ll be better enough to do more than make Tyreek Hill, Jaylen Waddle, and Devon Achane FLEX options against the Patriots.

 

[Tannehill17]

This is the blackest Dolphins team I can remember seeing. I don't even remember them being this black during the Jeff Ireland and Mike Tannenbaum years. Grier really has outdone himself.