2024 Houston Texans

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Houston, we have a problem. Well only for White people. The cultural Marxists will be very happy with this team, as it furthers their goal of displacing White people everywhere. Let's dive into this Apollo 1 of football teams.

Number of White starters: 2
Number of White players on 53 man roster: 8
Grade: F-

QB: Davis Mills
TE: Dalton Schultz, Cade Stover
G: Nick Broeker
C: Jarrett Patterson

SLB: Jake Hansen

P: Tommy Townsend
LS: Jon Weeks

IR: Case Keenum (QB), Kurt Hinish (DT), Dalton Keene (TE)

Practice squad: Cole Fotheringham (TE), Kedon Slovis (QB), Max Tooley (LB), Kilian Zierer (T)

The Texans drop White players overall and starters. Now they are in the depths of darkness challenging the likes of the Seahawks, Bears, Browns and Ravens. Yuck.

Davis Mills returns as the backup who'll likely never get another chance to start unless Stroud gets hurt. And speaking of Stroud, he was pretty great his rookie year. The media and DWFs have anointed him an elite level player after 1 season. Let's see if he can repeat that now that teams have more tape on how to stop him and the Texans face a tougher schedule. If he's to excel, he'll be doing it behind an entirely sumo line. I did a little research on some sites ranking offensive lines and their projection for this year is mid to lower 3rd. So we'll see if they can pull off the rare feat of a talented and all black line. Quick tangent, the top rank O-lines were either all White or majority White. Hmmm....

At TE, Dalton Schultz was brought in as a big FA acquisition last year and did not disappoint. Over 600 yards and 5 TDs. I'd expect him to have another good season. Other than that, its a 3rd string TE and a few backup interior lineman. Thumbs down!

If you want to be an optimist, at least Jake Hansen has elevated into the starting WLB role until some black guy returns from injury. Hansen, who was a very good college player at Illinois is going to have to play his tail off in this time period, otherwise is back to the bench Whitey.

The Texans are No Country for White Men. I wish this team nothing but failure and screw you Nick Caserio selling out our people.
 
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Color me shocked. The ultra black line is getting their QB killed.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41933769/houston-texans-protecting-cj-stroud-struggles

It's been a season-long theme for the Texans (5-2). Stroud has the third-most pressured dropbacks (102) in the NFL, and he's been sacked 20 times, tied for third most.

Third downs are when the Texans' blocking regresses the most, as Stroud has been sacked 10 times (tied for second most), been pressured 46 times -- 10 more than the next quarterback -- with the time to pressure being 2.39 (third quickest).
 

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Texans sumo OL has always been their Achilles heel. Ask David Carr lol
 

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is Jake Hansen actually starting? He only has 9 solo tackles on the year. From what I see he started 1 game only.
 

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is Jake Hansen actually starting? He only has 9 solo tackles on the year. From what I see he started 1 game only.
He’s a backup on Ourlads. Dalton Schultz is the only one at this point.

The do have an upside line consisting of Laremy, Kenyan, Juice, Shaq, and Tytus.
 

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He’s a backup on Ourlads. Dalton Schultz is the only one at this point.

The do have an upside line consisting of Laremy, Kenyan, Juice, Shaq, and Tytus.
Exactly. What do dipshit GMs/Coaches expect?
 

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The Texans have been a paper tiger this year. Only 1 win against a team with a winning record. Against teams who are currently playoff bound, they are 1-3. Most of their schedule has been bums, who they’ve beaten and not always in resounding fashion.
 

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lol perhaps I’ll break down and make one today. Been slacking on that! Dunkin on Diontae would be a good reason to get back there .
 

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lol! I like this post about Johnson:

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diontae johnson is speedrunning the antonio brown end of career arc without ever actually being good…that’s impressive
 

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lol true. Smaller, weaker, slower than Brown. Just as much of an egotistical prick though. Btw Brown has gained some ground on me after his latest comment on WNBA.
 
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lol true. Smaller, weaker, slower than Brown. Just as much of an egotistical prick though. Btw Brown has gained some ground on me after his latest comment on WNBA.
AB has transitioned into an occasionally funny Twitter comedian. He's also good for an entertaining petty crime every 6 months or so. Things could've gone much worse, but let's see if he pulls an OJ.
 

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AB has transitioned into an occasionally funny Twitter comedian. He's also good for an entertaining petty crime every 6 months or so. Things could've gone much worse, but let's see if he pulls an OJ.
Lol true the AB saga isn’t over yet .
 

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AB wore a MAGA hat and endorsed Trump at this rally along with fellow former Steeler and pothead supreme LeVeon Bell:

 

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Trump and hardcore MAGA types love their “based blacks”. No matter if they are thugs or hardened criminals. LOL
 
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