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Donte DiVincenzo traded from the Knicks to the Minnesota Timberwolves in a deal that sends Karl Anthony-Towns to New York and makes their team all-black once again.
White Chocolate may have been relegated back to the bench next season anyway despite playing such a key part in the Knicks' unexpected success last year. He already got his payday last year and isn't in line for a raise anytime soon.
Absent the garbage time super-stat aggregator Luka Garza, Minnesota has been an all-black team for the past several years. DiVincenzo is still getting boned here, as league darling Anthony Edwards and the timeless Mike Conley are entrenched backcourt starters for Minnesota. He is still roughly 4th most-likely in betting odds to win '6th Man of the Year,' though.
I liked rooting for the Knicks last season with Donte and the invisible quadroon Isaiah Hartenstein making highlights and crucial contributions. This new reversion to the mean simplifies things and makes the team Cablevision owner James Dolan's expensive slave plantation once again.
White Chocolate may have been relegated back to the bench next season anyway despite playing such a key part in the Knicks' unexpected success last year. He already got his payday last year and isn't in line for a raise anytime soon.
Absent the garbage time super-stat aggregator Luka Garza, Minnesota has been an all-black team for the past several years. DiVincenzo is still getting boned here, as league darling Anthony Edwards and the timeless Mike Conley are entrenched backcourt starters for Minnesota. He is still roughly 4th most-likely in betting odds to win '6th Man of the Year,' though.
I liked rooting for the Knicks last season with Donte and the invisible quadroon Isaiah Hartenstein making highlights and crucial contributions. This new reversion to the mean simplifies things and makes the team Cablevision owner James Dolan's expensive slave plantation once again.