I turned on the game just in time to see Clemson’s prize non-white qb break the scoring drought by throwing a pick six on a quick hitch route. Perhaps the most pressing dilemma here is which clever nickname I will be using for this Cheddar Man going forward. I like DJ Oogabooga, but his name actually sounds a lot like “ukulele,” which I suppose would pay homage to his Poly (I think?) roots. Plus it’s a bit less racially insensitive, so it plugs into water cooler chit chat.
JT Daniels is not a controversial preseason selection for first team All SEC. Yet, this morning I read a game preview for this matchup giving the edge to Clemson based solely on their magnificent, dynamic, electric, eclectic QB Ukulele. Frankly it soured me on the rest of the Tiger whities (but not for too long of course).
Anyway, very disappointed that Graham Mertz pooped the bed today. Wisconsin looks like they’d have been better served by inviting Jack Coan back. Their running back looked poor, and you can bet the problem isn’t the offensive line. Badger defense looked strong though.