2017 Buffalo Bills

Sep 12, 2016
Though both thankfully have been fired, the Buffalo Bills are still suffering from the damage done by racist, anti-white, affirmative action GM Dougtavious Whaley and head coach Fat Rex Ryan. The roster features two black quarterbacks, and with TJ Yates on injured reserve, rookie Nathan Peterman is the only White QB currently on the roster - hopefully he gets to see action at some point. Underrated veteran Kyle Williams is a starter on the defensive line, and the O-line features two White stars in Eric Wood and CF favorite Richie Incognito. Fullback Patrick DiMarco is penciled in as the starter, although in classic Bills fashion it appears he will be used primarily as a battering ram for LeSean McCoy. Here are your 2017 White Buffalo Bills (starters in bold):

QB - Nathan Peterman
TE - Nick O'Leary
OL - Richie Incognito, Eric Wood, Conor McDermott, Ryan Groy
FB - Patrick DiMarco
DL - Kyle Williams
LB - Tanner Vallejo
S - Colt Anderson
Special Teams - K Stephen Hauschka, P Colton Schmidt, LS Reid Ferguson

Wide receiver Brandon Reilly, linebacker Zach Vigil, and offensive linemen Jordan Mudge and Will Pericak are on the practice squad.

Total White starters: 4

Total Whites on 53-man roster: 13

Overall grade: F+