Dougtavious Beez Lyin' And She***t
Last evening,I made the mistake of listening to the John Murphy Show on WGR550 AM,the Bills anchor radio station.Bills play-by-play man(and obese marxist a** kisser)John Murphy had none other than Mr. Dougtavious "AA" Whaley on as his featured guest.Of course one of the first orders of business was to ask Dougtavious how and why he,Fat Rex and supposedly Terry "Passive/Aggressive Egomaniac" Pegula decided to proclaim Idler Arm Taylor the winner of the QB "competition" and name him the opening day starter.
Dougtavious got a bit testy at first----as if this question,delivered in a patronizing,powder-puff way was some kind of a surprise---and then proceeded to spew ludicrous lies in his usual inarticulate fashion.According to Dougtavious,football is a production business,first and foremost.Yes,of course,unless you happen to be an inept black quarterback or a stiff of a Sumo lineman and especially those that Dougtavious drafted or pursued in free agency,but I digress.
After somewhat regaining his composure with that cliche',Dougtavious disgracefully crafted his tall tale of Taylor worship.Each QB was given a chance to play with the first unit offense and start a game so far this preseason and Tyrod was easily the most productive said he.Additionally,performance in practices and overall grasp of the offense in meetings and during film study also weighed heavily in this purportedly gut-wrenching,hand-wringing decision that was only reached after many sleepless nights.
This had to be the biggest load of horses**t I've heard in quite some time.As for the preseason games,Matt Cassel was allowed only 3 series with the starters in the first preseason game and went 7-8 for 45 yards.His one incompletion was a drop.His 3 possessions were also marred by 2 horrific penalties that led to cancellations of first downs by pass,a missed field goal,and a stupid,lazy play by Robert Woods that cost a sure first down.Cassel didn't even see the field in the 2nd preseason game and then only got 2 series in the 3rd game.
By contrast,Idler Arm Taylor got one series with the starters in the 1st game and then stayed in there for the rest of the first half and into the 3rd quarter.He started the 2nd game,got 5 series with the starters and got to play into the 3rd quarter once again.In the 3rd game,he got 4 more series with the starters,finishing out the 1st half.Additionally,Ebony Jenkum Manuel got more than his fair share of playing time in those 1st 3 pre-season games.He even got to start the 3rd game and then came back in for another whole quarter AFTER Cassel and Taylor got their turns.In 35 years of watching pre-season football games,I've never seen anything like it---Fat Rex's Buffalo Big-Top Caste Circus is chock full of surprises !!!!
With regard to the practices,all I can go by are the plethora of reports I read after each and every session.Let me start with the fact that Matt Cassel took the overwhelming majority of 1st team snaps from the beginning of training camp,right up to the 2nd last session before the 3rd pre-season game.In a sane world,this is a clear indicator of which QB is the best of the bunch in the eyes of the coaching staff.May I also add that even the biased media reports related that Cassel only had one bad session while Taylor and Manuel each had multiple error-filled outings.Manuel had gotten so bad at one point that he was relegated to the scout team and running with the 3rd and 4th stringers.His media buddies even poked fun at him for such transgressions as wildly overthrowing an out so badly that it landed in a concession stand and being outplayed by Matt Simms.Speaking of Matt Simms,I bet he regrets asking for his release for the sole purpose of joining Fat Rex in his new gig.Simms looked visibly peeved on the sidelines in both the 2nd and 3rd pre-season games until Fat Rex finally gave him a few series at the end of the 3rd one.He too was held out of the 2nd game completely as it turned out to be a Mid Summer Night's AA black quarterback Dream Show.
Lastly,we have the supposed impact of the demonstation of the grasp of Greg "Disgrace To Any True" Roman's offense.While I admittedly have no way to honestly assess what went on in meetings and film study I didn't witness,I have listened to all 3 "competitors" talk to various media outlets on numerous occasions in the past 3 weeks about the offense,its general principles,and what the coaches want.Matt Cassel was very impressive each and every time compared to Taylor and Manuel.The contrast was as stark as listening to Randall Cunningham explain the intricacies of the West Coast Offense opposed to Steve Young doing it.I also saw in his limited participation in the pre-season games that Matt Cassel was the only one of the 3 to know exactly where he wanted to throw the ball by the time he reached the end of his drop,each and every time he dropped back to pass.Cassel additionally got the ball out 1-2 seconds quicker than the other 2 did,without fail.The great Idler Arm Taylor actually STARED DOWN his targeted receiver for nearly 4 seconds on the 1st 3rd down he converted against Cleveland and still completed the pass.That won't happen in the regular season.
In a nutshell,this whole QB "competition" has been nothing but a big AA agenda scam from Day One,with Dougtavious and Fat Rex as the lead co-conspirators.While I wasn't expecting Whaley to even peripherally admit this fact,I was truly peeved by his shameless,ludicrous lying on live radio.I guess I should've considered both the source and the fact it was done for the benefit of the deranged DWFs here in Bills Country who unfortunately seem to increase both in number and overall stupidity with each passing year !!!!
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