When was the last time that any team started a white WR at both the outside and inside receiver positions at the same time? Perhaps the Titans were the last NFL team to accomplish the feat when they briefly started Drew Bennett and slot receiver Eddie Berlin back in 2004? Well, two different squads, the Broncos and Patriots, paired white receiving tandems in Week #1. The Amendola/Edelman combination played with reckless abandon, snatching body-contorting passes and combining for 17 catches, 183 yards and 2 TDs, both by Edelman…
CAPTION: Edelman Starts at Flanker, Scores Twice
New England started a Caste System-galling 11 whites (Brady, Edelman, Amendola, Sudfeld, 5 OL, Ninkovich, and Gregory), but struggled with bizarre turnovers, a porous defense (with the appalling Devin McCourty now giving up huge yardage at safety instead of CB), and the fact that their only black receiver, UDFA, Kembrell Thompkins, struggled so mightily despite 14 targets. This team will certainly look better offensively when Rob Gronkowksi returns. The pudgy MLB, Brandon “Eye Gouger” Spikes, barely played due to “dehydration” (it was 65 degrees at kickoff), and with several white backups on defensive, this squad is a few injuries away from more whites starting on the “dark” side of the ball.
How sweet was Jordy Nelson’s long-awaited “return to form” after compounding injuries in 2012? The son of a Kansas farmer tallied 7 catches, 130 yards, a TD, and one of the greatest “toe-tapping” snags in many years…
CAPTION: NFL’s Best Deep Threat WR?
Green Bay started 9 whites (Rodgers, Nelson, 5 OL, Hawk, and Matthews), but have once again proven their supreme ineptitude at drafting and developing defensive talent, particularly DB’s. They allowed “Bug-Eyed Wigger Jim” and his effeminate black housepet, Colin “Scarecrow” Kaepernick, to humiliate them once again. But as Don mentioned, it was cool to see Clay Matthews pummel him and fail to back down from Harbaugh’s Africans during the ensuing melee. Colin, who grows “blacker” with each ephemeral moment, talked about his frightening exchange with Matthews after the game at his press conference…
CAPTION: “Duh, I Wuz Reely Skeered Uv Klay!”
Woops, wrong photo, my mistake…
CAPTION: Mumbling Manicured Metrosexual
As others mentioned, it was nice to see Brown’s TE, Jordan Cameron, have such a fine performance (9 catches, 108 yards, TD). Will he go the way of Evan Moore (their best receiving threat since returning to the NFL in 1999) and be shown the door?
CAPTION: Cameron Scores
In the same contest, Dolphin WR, Brian Hartline, showed no signs of stopping his breakthrough 2012 campaign, notching 9 catches, 114 yards and a TD…
CAPTION: Hartline Humiliates Hapless Haitian
Dallas’ evergreen TE, Jason Witten had another nice game (8 catches, 70 yards, 2 TDs), with the best news being the injured ankle of “Diva” Dez Bryant, possibly opening the door for Cole Beasley?
CAPTION: Another 1,000-Yd Season in the Making?
Texans TE, Owen Daniels, had a nice game on MNF, snatching 5 catches, 67 yards and 2 TDs)...
CAPTION: Daniels Scores
Sure, it wasn’t a great day for white RB’s (Hillis, Leonhard, Gerhart, Kuhn, Line, and Burkhead), but Danny Woodhead's lame role in the Charger offense was really dissapointing.
As Foobar75 mentioned, it was nice to see Rooney’s Shlttsburgh crew finally succumb to their own Africanization, losing to the mediocre Titans, at home, in embarrassing fashion. With Pouncey’s injury, the Steelers will now start 5 whites (Ben R, DeCastro, Wallace, Miller, and Keisel), which is the same number as Denver.
Despite the Eagle’s numerous white receiving targets (Cooper, Ertz, Celek, Casey, and Jeff Maehl even played a handful of snaps), only Celek had a respectable game against Gremlin’s crew. How annoying was RGIII to watch during that game? From the Negro-titillated DWF’s chanting his name, to his Tiger Woods-flavored “injury feigning” after every bad play and hard hit, to his melodramatic “turf pounding” charade before running onto the field, to his infantile body language after every poor play…this little black prick may be even more loathsome than “Scarecrow” Kaepernick…
CAPTION: Spoiled Black Baby Punches the Ground, DWF's Reach Climax
Of course, the very moment that Kelly’s offense took their foot off the gas (3rd quarter), their momentum was lost and the deplorable, annoying, arrogant, Mudshark-seducing waif, RGIII, lead a dunk-and-dunk “comeback” to save face after a terrible performance.