MetalHed
Guru
I'd like make a non-football comment before calling it a night. Today was a very rare day for me in which I was home all-day and got to watch a lot of football. I haven't been watching much TV for years except for sports, and so during today's almost uninterrupted hours of viewing, I noticed something unmistakeable: The insufferable presence and what appears to be the exponential rise of negroes in commercials.
I'm not sure how long this has been going on, but according to my non-scientific tally today, 9 out 10 commercials, regardless of the product or service, features one or more blacks in a prominent role. And in all of them, whether it's a young, hip couple walking their dog, a man checking his stock portfolio, or a family enjoying a pleasant afternoon in their nice suburban home, blacks are portrayed in the absolutely most positive way imaginable. It's beyond unbelievable.
And the other thing is the buddy dynamic in these commercials, which only exits in the delusional minds of whomever is creating them. Apparently, it's impossible for White people to attend a party, a barbecue, a sporting event, or any other social function without the presence of their wonderfully civil, peaceful, intelligent, and sophisticated black friends.
I'm going back to limiting my exposure to this garbage, and find a way to stop watching all these commercials during games. Otherwise I may end up doing some damage to my TV.
My Dad brought this to my attention years ago and it's gotten worse. I try and play games on my phone during commercials.
Gatorade: a strong black man, sweating and pushing himself to the limit-
State Farm: reassuring deep voiced black man. Calm, cool, in control. In comes black male insurance agent - saves white woman from goofy white agent working for generic company-
Cheerios: attractive white mother + smiley-pie black dad + nappy headed mixed girl = the perfect American family in nice home
Toyota: groomed confident black man behind the wheel, black guys and white girls break dancing all around - soooo kewl
Subway: insert smiley-pie black NFL player here
Any Security company: white woman, scared and hiding with child. Two nice looking white men break down the door and try and rob the place but wait! They're stopped by the voice of the annoying security response lady with the headset on-
Coors: drink our ****ty beer, you'll be cooler than Ice Cube
K-mart- school bus full of nappy heads rapping about school supplies and dancing around. A lone cute white girl in the crowd, sucked into the Zulu hunting dance
Pepsi: man-face Beyoncé dancing around like a moron. Strong black women unite!
I could go all night