Cole Beasley with a huge 3rd and 10 conversion. He ran the most beautiful route of the night, and made Antrell Rolle fall down when he made his lightning quick cut.
Whenever Beasley is in the game, he instantly produces. Despite his obvious talent, he might play 5% of all offensive snaps. Miles Austin is having a horrendous season, when he’s actually on the field…you know, in the time between healing from his annual hamstring injuries.
This Giant loss was another nice result, as their only bright spot (aside from the little-used Myers), Hillis, is clearly no longer in their plans. Zulu High Chief, Tom Coughlin, was acting in an even more infantile manner than usual during the game, and Fox’s cameras caught him mouthing every conceivable curse word after countless plays. The Cantankerous Casteon Crypt Keeper is an appropriate leader for a group of Zulus who are likely eliminated from playoff contention. I'm glad that Coughlin had to watch Jeff Heath and Witten score three TD's against his vile club, hopefully putting the final nail in their coffin...
CAPTION: Heath Scores on 50 Yard TD Fumble Recovery, Coughlin Suffers Aneurism
Loses by the Bears and Lions helped the Packers today. The Jets and Dolphins lost, which can only help the Patriots. San Diego handed the Caste Chiefs another loss, which hopefully begins their downward spiral. The Chocolate Colts lost again, which can only help slightly more “white friendly” squad such as San Diego make the playoffs. Mike Glennon played well again and has won three straight games. Toby Gerhart ran like an animal, notching an astonishing 11.4 YPC.
As for tonight, I’d love to see a high-scoring affair (that New England wins) in which Welker, Decker, Tamme, Dreessen, Gronkowski, Edelman, Amendola, Mulligan, and Develin shine on each offensive drive. I think the Patriots will rebound and play well against the ever-atrocious Denver defense.
Unfortunately, Steve Gregory won’t play tonight.
