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    2026 College Football Week 1

    Holy cow, they might have to disband the program. 30 point favorites at home against a team with a 16 game losing streak, lose by 16. The turnovers were awful but the defense got gashed, too. A team of fist-pumping meatheads with blowouts from the Jersey Shore would not have such problems...
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    2026 Oklahoma Sooners

    Since 2006, Oklahoma has started 3, 5, 6, 7, 5, 6, 4, 3,3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 3, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, and 5 whites. In 2026, they will start 6. Head coach Brent Venables, former white-friendly DC at Clemson, enters his fifth season with the Sooners. He hasn’t found championship glory at Oklahoma and...
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    2026 Michigan State Spartans

    Since 2005, the Spartans have had 7, 5, 7, 10, 10, 10, 12, 8, 9, 8, 8, 10, 11, 11, 10, 11, 11, 7, 4, 5, and 8 white starters. In 2026, they start 7. Pat Fitzgerald returns from #metoo purgatory to the Big Ten sidelines. The Spartans have been pretty lousy lately and will be hoping for a...
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    2026 Illinois Fighting Illini

    Since 2006, Illinois has started 11, 8, 5, 4, 4, 6, 8, 10, 8, 10, 10, 6, 5, 6, 8, 5, 4, 6, and 7 white athletes. They project to start 10 in 2026 (pus some significant rotation). Bret Bielema has quietly become one of the Big Ten’s (and by extension, the P4’s) most white-friendly coaches, at...
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    2026 UCLA Bruins

    Between 2005 and 2012, UCLA started 7, 7, 9, 10, 8, 4, 8, and 9 white players. No write-ups were done between 2013 and 2015. Between 2016-2019 they started 6, 8, 3, and 4. (2020 season was cancelled). Since 2021, they've started 7, 4, 9, 6, and 3. In 2026, they’ll start 3 again. UCLA made a...
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    2026 Ohio State Buckeyes

    Since 2005, Ohio State has started 12, 11, 11, 10, 10, 12, 12, 8, 4, 6, 6, 3, 3, 5, 6, 3, 5, 6, 5, and 6 white players (no writeup in 2013). In 2026, the Buckeyes are projected to start a whopping 9. Quarterback Julian Sayin won the starting job last year in a supposed coin-flip against...
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    2026 Oregon Ducks

    Since 2007, Oregon has started 6, 9, 10, 10, 9, 9, 5, 8, 8, 6, 7, 7, 9, 4, 4, 7, 4, 3, and 3 white starters. The Ducks will start 2 in 2026. Oregon seems to be on an upward trajectory as a program in the NIL era, as its “Nike money” is formally allowed to buy its roster now. They purchased...
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    2026 UTEP Miners

    Since 2007, the Miners have started 10, 9, 5, 5, 4, 2, 3, 8, 5, 5, 3, 1, 0, 5, 4, 4, 4, 2, and 4 whites. In 2026, they are projected to start 3. The Miners are a basement-dwelling team in Conference USA Mountain West. They were last bowl-eligible in 2021. There really isn’t much to write...
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    2026 LSU Tigers

    Lane Kiffin seems determined to be a villain. He's trying to sign back from the NFL two different pro cuts from late August. (What happens to his roster players?) His hot blonde daughter has been banging one of the Weeks brothers for a couple years now and making TikTok sponsored videos with...
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    2026 Texas Tech Red Raiders

    Is this now a villain team, or the best team the money was buying otherwise? I can root a little bit for the backup quarterback.
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    2026 College Football Previews

    The spirit of college football is dead! But the spirit of @Phall l moves on. I'll deliver. Thanks @Leonardfan
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    Mormon athletes

    Why are Mormons so over-represented amongst whites in elite athletics (at least in football). Especially amongst the football crowd. I would say they are probably "Frisian" by race and get to train by themselves. Then, they often get to train by themselves under the guise of a couple years off...
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    2026 USC Trojans

    Let's go, Wafle family!
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    2026 Penn State Nittany Lions

    Looking forward to when the white defenders start trickling onto the field. Six starters doesn't seem very high, but consider how few teams this season will feature a white quarterback, running back, wide receiver, and tight end combo.
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    2026 Alabama Crimson Tide

    Since approximately 2007, Alabama has started 4 , 3, 8, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 6, 4, 2, 3, 1, 1, 1, and 5 white players. I count 3 this season. Ty Simpson stuck around three seasons before starting his senior year, then parlayed that into a first round NFL selection. Now that he’s gone, coach Kalen...
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    2026 USC Trojans

    Immediately after posting, I read that Killian O'Connor is out for the season. Unless Treter kicks up, this total goes back down to 3.
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    2026 USC Trojans

    Since 2006, USC has started 8, 6, 7, 5, 6, 6, 3, 5, 4, 6, 6, 5, 6, 3, 4, 4, 6, 8, 3, and 2 starters. In 2026, they project to start 4. Despite a big program budget, Lincoln Riley’s teams haven’t really won any games they weren’t supposed to. His worst season over five years at Oklahoma was...
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    2026 Wisconsin Badgers

    Hey, it's Wisconsin's blackest team ever! I'm amazed that statements like this simply don't occur to the typical fan.
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    2026 Akron Zips

    I guess I would call for the quarterback to throw to the tight end! Joe Moorhead looks like a stock image for "DWF."
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    2026 Texas Tech Red Raiders

    Nine starters is impressive for "the best team money can buy." Trick and Romaine are the new arrivals from the portal. Trick had 8.5 sacks, 12.5 TFL last season for Miami (OH). Kind of funny to think of a school in Texas recruiting a white guy from Dayton as their speed rusher.
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    2026 Maryland Terrapins

    Since 2005, Maryland has started 4, 5, 5, 4, 4, 10, 8, 9, 8, 6, 7, 3, 4, 5, 3, 1, 1, 0, 2, and 1 white players (excluding 2015 where there was no write-up). In 2026, they are projected to start 1 yet again. Maryland is always a notoriously short write-up. Black head coach Mike Locksley enters...
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    Soccer 2026

    I don't have a hot take on that choice other than to remark that these Jews sure have a funny way of landing at the helm of almost every American sports league. What are they up to? I also don't have a hot take on this, apart from the reminder that the second game of the group stage had the...
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    Taysom Hill

    I totally missed this last year: It's easy to shake my head and think that Hill should have averaged 5K yards per season. Lots of teams would not have ever let him get close to this, though:
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    Soccer 2026

    The World Cup is over. Global soccer goes on; time for a new thread. Real Madrid is set to break some record fee for a new star African, "Yan Diomande" whose playing rights are currently owned by Red Bull Leipzig (part of the Red Bull energy drink group conglomerate, duh). I applaud this guy...
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