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Mike Glennon got royally screwed! Hatie intentionally tanked the season by going with the dreadful McCown over Glennon so he could draft his precious black quarterback Jameez. Instead of letting Glennon develop, he will be forever labeled a backup as the guy who briefly had time as a starter of one of...

Great post! Those DWF forums never cease to entertain me. I know whenever I need a laugh I can head over to Finheaven for my daily dose of DWFandom. Plus, just reading posts like yours EP saves me the work of having to come up with something as a retort to these idiots.

The rumor here that's been going around Dolphinland is that Ryan Tannehill has been lobbying for the front office to sign Evan Mathis and actually went to the front office personally to request that they sign him. Even Tannehill knows he will be toast if the Dolphins decide to go with an all...

I'll miss Hartline. He was hated here in Miami by the DWF's because he didn't get many yards after the catch, but the guy always caught everything that was thrown his way. I hope he tears it up in Cleveland.

There's a thread on the Dolphins message board of who is the better QB, Tannehill or Cam Newton. Most of the posters prefer Tannehill (Even Peter King said straight up that Tannehill was better than Newton) but take a look at this post from a DWF: "Oh boy..here we go again. Why don`t we let...

Even the Miami DWF's know that Thomas sucks and are pushing for the team to sign Mathis. Of course, when Thomas was drafted, these same DWF's were all commenting at what a steal he was to be drafted in the 3rd round when he could have been taken in the 1st. I knew right away that he couldn't...

Which just goes to show you how talent evaluation in the NFL is a complete farce! The Dolphins picked him in the 3rd round, and even that was too high for him. I cringe whenever he is on the field. He has very poor leverage, not very good balance, extremely slow feet and very susceptible to...

Evan Mathis was just released by the Eagles today. The Dolphins would be smart to sign this guy post haste!! They can not, and I repeat CAN NOT go into the season with sumo Dallas Thomas starting at guard as he is downright terrible. For Ryan Tannehill's sake, get r done!

I'm thinking thats a joke Twitter account possibly created by someone here on Caste Football as a way to mock the DWF's. Not even the most drunk of DWF's could possibly be that stupid.

Gretzky was originally with the Indianapolis Racers of the WHA. He chose to play for the WHA because at the time, you had to be at least 21 to be drafted into the NHL. When the Indianapolis Racers were facing bankruptcy (and initially folded) he was traded to the Edmonton Oilers who were also...

My hope is that these sumos are nothing more than stopgaps until we can get some REAL offensive linemen. The Dolphins have inquired about getting Evan Mathis which would be a good move, although he would likely be a stopgap as well as he is 30 years old. I was LIVID when they passed on Luke...

As a Dolphins non-DWF, I was very happy the Jets drafted Geno. I remember calling up some of my Jet fan friends when they drafted this turd in order to rub it in. I'm also happy that Mariota was drafted by the Titans, which would ensure the Jets of at least one more year of terrible...

This guy is my pick for the biggest bust in the entire draft just on pure stupidity alone. What kind of moron smokes pot, right before the draft, knowing it will potentially cost you millions of dollars? If you can't even count on someone to make intelligent life decisions, how can you count...

Too bad the Dolphins brass gives him nothing but sumos to protect him.

Your post made me think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXrbSym4L1E

I'm here reading the Dolphins message board and there's a thread about Mike Hull and Zach Vigil. Surprisingly there seems to be a lot of praise for both of them from the DWF's. Many of them were wondering why neither one of these guys were drafted (we all know the REAL reason why) I really...

Dolphins beat writer Omar Kelly would be creaming his pants!

I'm ok with the Devante Parker pick. They needed a wide receiver and there were no offensive linemen worth a crap worth taking in the first round at pick #14 (they were all sumos) I'm more pissed off that they passed on Fisher in the second round in favor of a sumo DT who had all of two sacks...

Glad to see Hull and Vigil signed by the Dolphins. I remember reading about them on this site so I recognized their names right away when I read todays newspaper this morning and saw the UDFA signings. This is the only redeeming thing they did after a coal black draft.

Dumbass Bills instead of taking Petty to improve their putrid QB situation, take a CB instead

No big surprise. Their black coach says they're committed to Geno Smiff.

Translation: He couldn't produce worth a s*** in college, but hey! dat upside!

Mike Glennon got screwed by Hatie Smiff. He should have been the starter last year instead of the dreadful McCown. His development was stunted because of this. Coincidentally, I can see the same thing happening with Manziel now that McCown is with Cleveland. I personally think Hatie Smiff...

The thing that kills me about this draft is that this is one of the ****tiest Offensive line classes ever. It's clearly a case of quantity not necessarily equaling quality. There are some talented lineman that will go later in the draft (for obvious reasons) but this first round has been...

because he lacks melanin and "dat upside"