I often wonder why the NFL, which is obsessed with catering to every conceivable social cause (as long as it doesn't help straight, white men) has never tried to find a female football player. It should be easy, you know, since we're all equal and there's no such thing as gender! In 50+ years, they can't even find a single female kicker or punter in the entire world that can compete with white men from the U.S.