Despite the fact that he averaged 5.3 yards after the catch during his first two years, he was still only targeted 16 times. "It was totally lame," mourned Karney. "Aaron would look around at all his brothas, then if they were all covered, he'd roll his eyes and lob it at me, saying, 'You got lucky this time, cracka.'" Brooks and Haslett made use much more often of Deuce McAllister, Antowain Smith, and Aaron Stecker, all black runningbacks for the Saints during Karney's first two years. "They were always hurting my feelings," Karney said while choking back a tear. "They'd go off to play bones, and when I'd ask to come along, they told me I could if I drive them to Antowain's house in my Caravan. Then after I'd drop them off, they'd sic Antowain's pitbulls on me." It was a time of great fear in Karney's life. "Aaron once told me that the white man took so much from his people, he wasn't about to give a white man his football too."
you're trying to hard, dumbass... and you're not being funny.