Wait a minute...

[PhillyBirds]

I just realized something. Sportscenter's playing in my room, and it just showed a preseason injury piece. I just happened to notice that Jeff Saturday walked off the field with a torn MCL, while Osi Umenyiora had to be carted off with a torn meniscus. I'm no doctor, but I think it's a tremendous feat to walk off the field with an injury that could end your season or career.

 

[Don Wassall]

No NFL game would be complete without at least one black player laying on the field as if he's permanently paralyzed.