Just another day in these jewnited States of Amerika.
Not just a black woman but a butt-fugly one, at that.
"In spite of its heritage, no one was surprised when the articulate, pretty young woman won this year's competition." Probably true. Everyone who is paying attention knows that a black gorilless will win any pageant she enters, on account of her profound blackness.
I scrape better looking globs off my bootsoles after milking the goats.