Ugliest Athletes

Riddlewire

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If they were only choosing one, they put the wrong Williams sister on that list.
Serena is inhumanly repugnant.
 
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What are you doing on a weed website whiteathlete?
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anyway, i knew that most on the list would be white,
they may be potheads but they've got "nuff" brain cells left to be very PC..
 

Rebajlo

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One has to laugh
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Here are afew mirror-shattering visages with which to frighten misbehaving children:

(Exhibit A) Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink:

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(EXHIBIT B) George Weah:

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(EXHIBIT C) Rivaldo:

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One could almost say that Rivaldo is bred for ugliness - face like a smashed crab...
 

Deadlift

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Basketball:

Isaac Austin
Antoine Carr
Danny Fortson
Darius Miles
Shawn Kemp
Dennis Rodman
Ben Wallace
Alvin Robertson
Maurice Cheeks
Patrick Ewing
Kevin Willis
Larry Johnson
Pooh Richardson
Mookie Blaylock
Derrick Coleman
Antoine Walker
Erick Dampier
Charles Oakley
Trent Tucker (another bust..)
Gerald Wilkins (quintessential "Moon Cricket")
Michael Ansley (a darker "Charles Barkley"..)
Nick Anderson
Terry Catledge
Anthony Campbell
Otis Smith
Tyrone Corbin
Dikembe Mutombo
Rasheed Wallace
Kobe Bryant
Gerald Glass
Deron Williams
Sam Mitchell
Derrick Rose
Brandon Jennings
Adonal Foyle
"Frenchman" Mickael Pietrus
Johnny Flynn
Kendrick Perkins
Robert "Tractor" Traylor
Glen "Big Baby" Davis
Nene
DeMarcus Cousins
Lebron James!


DAMN.. Should I just list the entire NBA?
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I know that many many worthy candidates are being left out, and I feel bad about that...
 

Deadlift

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Rebajlo said:
One has to laugh
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<div>Here are a few mirror-shattering visages with which to frighten misbehaving children:</div>
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<div>(Exhibit A) Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink:</div>
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<div>(EXHIBIT B) George Weah:</div>
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<div>(EXHIBIT C) Rivaldo:</div>
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<div>One could almost say that Rivaldo is bred for ugliness - face like a smashed crab...</div>
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"Insecurity about being black (and ugly)" is an epidemic! "Black men" are so "needy" -- like little girlies.

I don't see the evidence that there are "hordes" of Whites that want to be black, at least not in my state.
 

whiteathlete33

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Basically most of the NBA can be put on the list as Deadlift already mentioned. Just take one look at Sam Cassell and tell me he doesn't look exactly like an alien.
Edited by: whiteathlete33
 

Menelik

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Gentlemen,

Are we now judging how MEN look? I think I'll take a pass.
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white is right

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On a more serious note hockey players and boxers are going to look uglier because they get their feature altered by the violence of their sports. Naturally uglier guys are usually guys that have over active pituitary glands, ie NBA players or freakish wrestlers like Andre the Giant or El Gigante.
 

whiteathlete33

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I hate to put a white athlete out there like this. He's certainly a great player and one of my favorites but Chris Kaman looks like an inbred.
 

DixieDestroyer

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Menelik said:
Gentlemen,
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<div>Are we now judging how MEN look? I think I'll take a pass.
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You read my mind Menelik, I was about to say the same thing! This ol' boy doesn't go about looking over other fellers.
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