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Two Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders Arrested After Bar Fight With Third Woman: The Cause? The Pair Were in The Bathroom Allegedly Having Sex With Each Other! - two cheerleaders for the NFL's Carolina Panthers (known as the TopCats) were arrested after a fight at Banana Joe's Bar in Tampa, Florida. Cops say the gals identified themselves as Angela E. Keathley and Kristen Owen, but authorities now think that the woman who identified herself as Owen is in fact another cheerleader, Renee Thomas. (WCNC-TV reported that Owen's mother claimed her daughter--also a hot blonde college student--was at a wedding South Carolina at the time of the arrest. Check out Kristen's picture and bio here.) Uh, oh. Regardless of the names, Keathley has been charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while the person that is likely Renee Thomas was charged with one count of battery. That's the official report, but unofficially, things get a little nastier. You see, these two fine examples of Southern womanhood got into a fight with a third bar patron after they allegedly were holding up the line for the bathroom for what must have seemed like an eternity. Why? Allegedly--and I'm not making this up--they were drunk and having sex in one of the stalls with each other. Okay, you can close your mouths now. According to the police report, upon exiting the stall one of the cheerleaders got into an argument with another patron and punched her, while the second cheerleader was so drunk she could barely stand, and was ``rude and belligerent,'' using foul language and being uncooperative to officers.
NOTE: Apparently the Panther's cheerleaders do not normally travel with the team, but may have been looking for new places to get liquored up and have hot lesbian bathroom sex. On the plus side, the Minnesota Vikings have already offered both gals a spot on next year's "Love Boat" cruise.
Edited by: jaxvid
Two Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders Arrested After Bar Fight With Third Woman: The Cause? The Pair Were in The Bathroom Allegedly Having Sex With Each Other! - two cheerleaders for the NFL's Carolina Panthers (known as the TopCats) were arrested after a fight at Banana Joe's Bar in Tampa, Florida. Cops say the gals identified themselves as Angela E. Keathley and Kristen Owen, but authorities now think that the woman who identified herself as Owen is in fact another cheerleader, Renee Thomas. (WCNC-TV reported that Owen's mother claimed her daughter--also a hot blonde college student--was at a wedding South Carolina at the time of the arrest. Check out Kristen's picture and bio here.) Uh, oh. Regardless of the names, Keathley has been charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while the person that is likely Renee Thomas was charged with one count of battery. That's the official report, but unofficially, things get a little nastier. You see, these two fine examples of Southern womanhood got into a fight with a third bar patron after they allegedly were holding up the line for the bathroom for what must have seemed like an eternity. Why? Allegedly--and I'm not making this up--they were drunk and having sex in one of the stalls with each other. Okay, you can close your mouths now. According to the police report, upon exiting the stall one of the cheerleaders got into an argument with another patron and punched her, while the second cheerleader was so drunk she could barely stand, and was ``rude and belligerent,'' using foul language and being uncooperative to officers.
NOTE: Apparently the Panther's cheerleaders do not normally travel with the team, but may have been looking for new places to get liquored up and have hot lesbian bathroom sex. On the plus side, the Minnesota Vikings have already offered both gals a spot on next year's "Love Boat" cruise.