Tubby Affletito Breaks Leg Celebrating Home Run

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In one of the most incredible examples of modern day "athleticism" imaginable, typically roly poly latino Kendry Morales somehow, against all odds, fractured his lower leg celebrating a game winning home run.

Tell me, exactly how does anyone- even most senior citizens- break a leg trotting and then touching home plate? Today's affletes and affletitos are a disgrace to all those around the world who are actually in superb physical condition.

Chubby blacks and latinos are becoming more visible in all the sports. Edited by: bigunreal
 
Some poetic justice here, as the very non-white Angels are the team in question. I'm interested to see if a white player will replace him as the Angels first baseman for the rest of the year.
 
Hey Bigunreal I think you just created a new CF euphanism "Affelito" I like it.
 
"Tubby Affletito"
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That was hilarious.

It looks like Mike Napoli replaced the affletito at 1st, giving the Angles a total of 2 white starters.
 
Van_Slyke_CF said:
The tubby affletito is officially out for the season after surgery to repair his broken leg.
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He's out for this season as well.
 
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