Owens tries to do himself in

[Ground Fighter]

Groundfighter:
Bart was being sarcastic.

Was he? Its hard to interpret written text sometimes, especially when you post something minutes after you wake up.

I was so tired, I took him literally.

 

[screamingeagle]

It is possible that T.O. lost count of the number of painkillers he took. He is not the brightest thing to have ever walked on this planet.
Excuse me as I yawn over this matter.

 

[Burts]

The NFL is becoming more and more like pro rassling every day. This "storyline" could have been written by Vince McMahon, right down to absurd "advisors" Michael Irvin and Deion Sanders standing by the troubled, depressed "T.O." These kinds of wildly overpublicized stories just provide me with further reason to think that pro football is a show, with bogus competition, drama queens everywhere and games that are contrived and fixed.

bigunreal, I believe you've just hit the nail on the head!

 

[JD074]

Most white people are hopelessly naive and altruistic.  We as a race are like Golden Retrievers in a world of rabid pitbulls.

Excellent, Bart! Well said.

 

[JD074]

  IF at first you don't succeed, try try again.  Too bad Nicollette Sherdian from Desparate Whores wasn't with him. A double suicide is so much more romantic.

F-in' hilarious!!

 

[Unrealgeorge]

Surely there were over 100,000 emails and Blogposts nationwide last week, offering Terrell Owens "assistance" in his quest to do himself in.


Make it 100,001 !! Hey T.E., I've got Jack Kevorkian's phone number just 4 U !!