OFFICAL NFL MEMO

[psychosid]

TO: ALL NFL HEAD COACHES

FROM: NFL MANAGEMENT

RE: WHITE WIDE RECEIVER'S

Dear NFL Coaches:

As all of you I am sure are aware, we almost had a near fatal catastrophe this following weekend, not 1 but TWO white wide receiver's had over 100 yards receiving, and 2 additional players (Drew Bennett & Kevin Curtis) came close to this mark. Gentelman, this can NEVER happen again!!! So please instruct your coaching staff and quarterback's to be aware if a white wide receiver is nearing the century mark and if this is the case to either remove him from the game or instruct your quarterback not to throw to him UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!! As of the writing of this memo the time is 4:45pm EST, and Jack Del Rio of the JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS has not been able to be contacted, so if any of you can reach him you are instructed to inform him that Matt Jones must NOT have any more then 30 yards receiving. On a side note, ESPN has been advised to ignore how well Matt Schaub has played and to only hightlight Alge Crumpler on SPORTSCENTER.

Your's Truly

Paul Tagliabue

 

[white lightning]

Ha.ha.That was some funny stuff.Sad but true.Anything to hold the white athlete down!We just can't have whitey be a star now can we?

 

[right winger]

Unofficial wakeup call to anyone with eyes to see -- in spite of a decade-plus of black quarterback worshiping, not one black QB is doing well in the NFL so far in 2005. Not a one; so sorry!

 

[Spooge]

Yeah, but fragile Vick is "The most dangerous player in the NFL." Just ask Jew Joe Thiesman.

 

[psychosid]

is joe thiesman jewish.....that i never heard...let me know...

 

[Colonel Callan]

Theisman even changed the pronunciation of his name to rhyme with
"Heisman" in hopes of grabbing the trophy. No joke. The pronunciation
was originally "Thees-man".Look it up if you don't believe me. He and
Madden make me want to kick the screen when they bring up that "...
most dangerous weapon," blarney.

Great memo. I've actually heard of 'verbal' memos like that from Selig in
baseball - from an ex-player. No joke. I just can't go into what was
allegedly said.

 

[sport historian]

I remember seeing Joe Theisman playing on TV for Notre Dame. In his sophomore and junior seasons, his name was pronounced "Thees-man," just as Colonel Callan says.

 

[Colonel_Reb]

That spoof is about right. I hope more white receivers get 100 yard games, and soon. The good thing is, more of the highlights will have to show them as they are an increasingly significant amount of the overall number of receivers. At least they will if the blacks keep getting hurt all the time.

 

[Guest]

the funny thing is, that's exactly what happened to the atlanta highlights. alge crumpler catches were all they showed.

 

[Spooge]

the funny thing is, that's exactly what happened to the
atlanta highlights. alge crumpler catches were all they showed.

Even more disgusting was the spin on Seattle's game. They used
terms such as team effort and collective, rather than attributing the
win to one man's efforts (Jurivicus)

 

[White Shogun]

Spooge, Shaun Alexander had a good game in the Seattle win, too. But I do agree that they should have recognized both Jurivicius' and Finneran's efforts more than they did.