Miss South Carolina Speaks

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Heres another memorable quote:

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea."

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she sounded like she didn't really have an answer to the question so she was stalling to think of things to say. Keep in mind she had to give the most politically correct answer possible. If you were to ask me the same question, I would say because American kids are too damn stupid because they sit in front of a TV all day, playing video games and care more about who wins on American Karaoke... er, I mean Idol, than they do about their own presidential election,
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Miss S. C. like everyone else knows that the U.S. Education system went to hell with Forced Desegregation but she also knows better than to say it on televeison.
 

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God she sounded too intellegent for me. Could someone translate southern valley girl speak....
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Give her a break. To win a beauty contest, you have to say what the judges want to hear, not what you believe.

If she tries to teach in a black school, she will be sorry. I think she wants to teach in a black school, I sort of did not understand her.
 

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screamingeagle said:
Give her a break. To win a beauty contest, you have to say what the judges want to hear, not what you believe.


if thats what the judges wanted to hear they must be special ed students and rain men.
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The guy holding the microphone looked like he was trying hard not to burst out laughing. Poor girl probably had no ideawhat to answer and just threw out a name of a terrorist, a few unconnected countrys and a few slogans and prayed it somehow came out making sense to the dittoheads. It didnt.
 
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Was that A.C. Slater MC'ing?
 

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I don't know if it was because of a slow internet connection or not, but the words were not in sync with her lips. Are we sure this wasn't dubbed over as a joke?
 

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'I can find America on a map. My friends can find America on a map. 20 million wetbacks can find America on a map. Who did you poll, retarded Negroes?'

'That's an interesting question. I took a walk around my hotel last night. I swear to God I thought I was in the third world. Maybe America isn't on the f*****g map any more.'
 

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Okay, make fun guys. I googled her and came across an interview where she explains her bizarre answer to the question. She says she has severe ADD and someone stole her ridalin (she thinks it was that bitch Miss North Carolina) and she couldn't get a replacement prescription filled in time.

No more beauty pageants for her, she vows. Too brutal.Edited by: Hockaday
 

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You have to admit she looked good and made great eye candy!

I heard her on Good Morning America and she said she didn't really hear the question. Makes since to me, because I couldn't really understand the question asked either.
 

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Charlie said:
'I can find America on a map. My friends can find America on a map. 20 million wetbacks can find America on a map. Who did you poll, retarded Negroes?'

'That's an interesting question. I took a walk around my hotel last night. I swear to God I thought I was in the third world. Maybe America isn't on the f*****g map any more.'

classic!
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I think she meant to say that the 1 out of 5 who couldn't find America on the map originally came from Africa and should be sent to Iraq. A fine answer. I give her first place.
 

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Kaptain Poop said:
I think she meant to say that the 1 out of 5 who couldn't find America on the map originally came from Africa and should be sent to Iraq. A fine answer. I give her first place.

FUNNY!!!
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Menelik said:
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Heres another memorable quote:

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea."

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Oooooooh guuurl. Jessica Simpson be lookin' fine like mofugga.
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DixieDestroyer,

Every time I see and hear that poor girl I get sick to my stomach. The video was right on the money. I'm like that guy. I listen to people speak, look at them, watch them, everything. It's almost like I'm not part of the scene, but just an observer. While I'm sad about what's going on, I also think it's the most fascinating thing I've ever seen (I know I shouldn't feel that way). I wonder at how these people go through life doing everything wrong and then doing the same wrong thing they just did over again with the same results. What we've got, I think is people believeing the equivilent of 2+2=17 and living their lives accordingly.

All this shows up in all sorts of different ways. For instance, most people are not focused or aware of their surroundings. They're so wrapped up in their own affairs, they've got no ability to observe their surroundings and take proper action to protect themselves against danger, whether the danger be from another person or otherwise. Where I live, a girl walked into the side of a moving train while it was leaving the station and she was talking on a cell phone. You think who could walk into the side of a train they just got off? Well our young people can. Every so often, they talk about reinstating the draft. I don't know when I've heard anything so idiotic. The only way there could be a draft in this country is for there to be absolutely no standards. Otherwise, the army would have to have palet loads of 4F and Section 8
forms on hand to fill out to send the erstwhile inductees home with.

I'll stop now because I'm getting too revved up.

Our country is unbelievable anymore.

Tom Iron...
 
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