Josh Hokit: American icon, role model, hero

[Phall]

What if I told you that there is a heavyweight fighter in the UFC who wears fake Ray-Bans, an "Americana" beanie, and traipses around in a cape before and after his fights? You would call me a dumbass. What if I rebuked you and showed you proof?

Here we come by Josh Hokit.


Let's open a thread up for a very entertaining and elite athlete!

 

[Phall]

His name has been mentioned here before: https://castefootball.us/threads/2019-fresno-state-bulldogs.37296/

It's not really nearly enough when Joe Rogan mentions he has a "college football background."

He was a D1 running back... WHITE

 

[Phall]

Demure. Deferential. Debonnaire.

Observe this timeless gentlemanliness as Mr. Hokit honors the scantily-clad women: they understand that their opinions, nay, their very SOULS are important to him!



When Josh spoke aloud the Wisdom Text from old times, "Don't pull my noodle, toy poodle! I'm gonna toast him like a Toaster Strudel!" I felt the enlightenment of generational soothsayers pass through my body.