Insane News Article

[Colonel_Reb]

This struck me from the headline (SUV runs into Ind. day care) all the way to the end. Total insanity! Just as guns don't kill people, SUVs don't run into day care buildings and injure people. People kill people and drive into day care buildings. Reading this article, you'd think the SUV drove itself into a car, then into the building, injuring 4 kids and one of the "occupants" in the SUV. It stuck itself so thoroughly into the building so as to prevent extrication, and then (ticked off) decided to ignite itself. You'd almost think it committed the robbery as well. Nothing about the drivers at all. I bolded the most insane parts. This is beyond ridiculous!

<h1>4 kids hurt in crash at Ind. day care center</h1><h2>SUV fleeing from officers crashes into facility, police say </h2><t></t><t></t>

</span><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/default.ashx/id/3053751/" target="_blank">INDIANAPOLIS
- A sport utility vehicle fleeing police officers crashed into a day
care center Thursday, injuring four children and an employee, police
said. </a>

</span><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/default.ashx/id/3053751/" target="_blank">About 18
children were inside the Stepping Stones Child Care when the red SUV
slammed into the brick building on the city's north side around 12:15
p.m., Lt. Jeff Duhamell said. </a>

</span><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/default.ashx/id/3053751/" target="_blank">Kara
Hardister, who runs the day care, said the crash sent bricks flying
into a room for 3-year-olds just before their nap time.</a><div id="AdShowcase_F1"><div>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26613008/<hr noshade="noshade" size="1"></div></div><a name="storyContinued" id="AdShowcase_F2"></a>

One
of the four children was in critical at Methodist Hospital, while the
other three had non-life-threatening injuries, Duhamell said. A woman
working at the day care center suffered a broken leg when she was
struck by bricks, and another person was injured when the SUV hit a car
during the police chase. Duhamell said those injuries weren't serious.

</span>He said police arrested two people in the SUV, one of whom required stitches to a hand.

</span>'So scared'
Officers
were chasing the SUV following an armed robbery at a nearby Family
Dollar store when the crash occurred, Duhamell said.

</span>Tenants
in a nearby building said the crash sounded like gunfire. The SUV
remained lodged in the side of the day care more than an hour later.

</span>Whittney
Rutland said she raced to the day care center to check on her
3-year-old son, Armohni Preswood, after hearing about the crash. She
ran through the police tape and found out that her son was safe and had
been taken to another day care nearby.

</span>"I ran through there and stuff was dropping out of my purse," she said. "I was so scared."

</span>'Utter chaos'
"It
was utter chaos," building tenant Leon Calderon told WTHR.com, an NBC
News affiliate in Indianapolis. "They heard a big boom, they thought it
was a gun went off or something.

</span>

</span>The vehicle caught fire once it crashed into the building, police said.

</span>Hardister
said 40 to 45 children are typically in the building midday, but about
two dozen were on a field trip at Disney on Ice at Conseco Fieldhouse
when the accident occurred.

</span>"It's just senseless, just senseless, that innocent people have to go through this," she said. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34259310/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

Edited by: Colonel_Reb

 

[Thrashen]

Reb, that car was pure evil.

This intentionally-bizarre article would make Leon Trotsky grin from ear-to-ear. This writing style will be the new totalitarian media technique for slowly abolishing the accurate reporting of black and minority crimes. Oh wait, they've already done that through the time-honored "Ignore Every Story Involving a Minority Criminal"Â￾ Technique.

Very cunning, and I'm sure "untrained whites"Â￾ (ie, almost every single one of them) would read this article and slowly begin to build a court case against this villainous vehicle. Edited by: Thrashen

 

[Colonel_Reb]

Great point, Thrashen. The media has been writing about SUVs in this way for several years now. I can't recall ever seeing a writeup like this about a 4 door sedan or subcompact, let alone a hybrid. SUVs are apparently driverless menaces to the environment. Of course, Climategate is exposing all this worry over vehicle emissions as the BS that we already knew it was. I've been driving a very dependable and useful Ford Explorer for almost 6 years now so I take these SUV attacks personally. BTW, I'm planning to get another used Explorer after I sell this one in another year or so. Yes, some of it is out of spite!