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In Historic First, WNBA Player Comes Out As Straight
In a development that many are calling the most stunning and brave thing to ever happen in the world of sports, a WNBA point guard has come out as heterosexual.
The player, Megan Frederickson, has been playing for the Portland Fire for the last four years. She's broken many records over her short career, becoming the first player to score three baskets in a game, the first player to go over sixty seconds without a total air ball, and the first player to play a whole game without bursting into tears. She even got a record twelve fans to tune in to one of her games.
But now, she's shattering her most significant barrier yet, becoming the first out heterosexual player in the league.
Frederickson came out to her fans and teammates in an emotional video posted to TikTok Thursday.
"I was staring at myself in the mirror and I suddenly realized I just can't hide who I am anymore," she said. "I have to be true to myself. I can't pretend to be a lesbian anymore just because it's what's expected of me. I'm sick of this homonormative culture in this league. It's time for me to really be me."
Frederickson's wife is broken up but says she understands and supports the player's choice to live out her truth in a heterosexual relationship.
CNN is currently combing through her social media history looking for old racist tweets.
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-wnba-player-comes-out-as-straight
In a development that many are calling the most stunning and brave thing to ever happen in the world of sports, a WNBA point guard has come out as heterosexual.
The player, Megan Frederickson, has been playing for the Portland Fire for the last four years. She's broken many records over her short career, becoming the first player to score three baskets in a game, the first player to go over sixty seconds without a total air ball, and the first player to play a whole game without bursting into tears. She even got a record twelve fans to tune in to one of her games.
But now, she's shattering her most significant barrier yet, becoming the first out heterosexual player in the league.
Frederickson came out to her fans and teammates in an emotional video posted to TikTok Thursday.
"I was staring at myself in the mirror and I suddenly realized I just can't hide who I am anymore," she said. "I have to be true to myself. I can't pretend to be a lesbian anymore just because it's what's expected of me. I'm sick of this homonormative culture in this league. It's time for me to really be me."
Frederickson's wife is broken up but says she understands and supports the player's choice to live out her truth in a heterosexual relationship.
CNN is currently combing through her social media history looking for old racist tweets.
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-wnba-player-comes-out-as-straight
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Meanwhile, in Turkey...
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I needed a good laugh again. This video is so mondern day trashy uneducated american normie culture. It's so funny and this video
never gets old. In reality it's so sad how much they've dumbed down our school systems all by design. Dumb people are easier to rule.
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Phall, I think this is hilarious.
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I've seen this video posted a few different places - the Russians are having a bit of humor at the expensive of USA
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I have no problem with Russia teasing America for it's lack of morals. We are the modern day Sodom & Gomorah. The only way
our country will have a future is to eventually turn back to the ways of the past and start over. Very funny video and it's all true.
At this point in time many Americans for the first time in their lives would rather live in Russia than in America.
our country will have a future is to eventually turn back to the ways of the past and start over. Very funny video and it's all true.
At this point in time many Americans for the first time in their lives would rather live in Russia than in America.
This is something that was making the rounds of the internets in January 2009. Think back to what happened in January 2009 while you read this.
"An African-American man moves from his private residence to a much larger one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. Fences, alarms, and a team of highly trained security professionals shield this man from the general public as he adjusts to his new role. This is a monumental day of progress for our society. Many people thought this day would never come, particularly since in earlier years, this man was kept out of this house solely because of the color of his skin. But he is here now, where he belongs. Justice has been served.
And who is this man?
His name is O.J. Simpson."
"An African-American man moves from his private residence to a much larger one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. Fences, alarms, and a team of highly trained security professionals shield this man from the general public as he adjusts to his new role. This is a monumental day of progress for our society. Many people thought this day would never come, particularly since in earlier years, this man was kept out of this house solely because of the color of his skin. But he is here now, where he belongs. Justice has been served.
And who is this man?
His name is O.J. Simpson."
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That was hilarious and sadly it had more than a grain of truth in it
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Also hilarious. Friggin Nordberg