When I saw the topic, I thought this was a thread on that stupid series of commercials for Capital One. Since it's not, I keep very little money in my wallet as it quickly finds its way into my kids and wife's hands.
I got about two bucks, a student I.D., and a bunch of maxed-out credit cards. Literally. When you look up the definition of the word "n*gger-rich" in the dictionary, there is a picture of me right next to it.