Seen and heard at today's Penguins vs. Capitals game in Washington District of Corruption:
A veritable ocean of Penguins jerseys worn by thousands of Penguins fans what drove down from the Pittsburgh area. Magnificent! There were ten different versions of the Black and Gold Pens uniform. Many of the powder-blue outdoor Pens jersey were visible also. The Caps' system of fans was well represented as well. The game was a sellout and loud. And by gosh, the Whitest convening I have seen in years! The folks sitting next to me were from a neighborhood near Weirton WV, not too far west of Pittsburgh.
A surreal optimism exists at NHL games. Large collections of White people convene to deceive themselves that all is OK in their realm and their lives, and that great gatherings of Whites to devour an all-White sport can just go on forever! And damn the torpedoes, the Recession, the collapsed currency, the forever Bush-McCainBrain War, the attack on home-schoolers, the progressive income tax! Especially, never mind the Negro-infested wasteland in which the Caps' hockey stadium is situated! Those nasty, screaming, armed and dangerous denizens prowling about the Chinatown neighborhood, crowding the subway, and snarling evilly at passing White women ... all of this is really just an illusion! America and Washington are really White, trust me! All these mud-tinted harbingers are just holograms in the Great Neo-Europe that is America!
And then there was the game. It was nip-and-tuck the affair, being decided on a Sidney Crosby goal with 27 seconds left after a wild scramble in front of the goal. That sinking feeling was most tangible for Caps' fans, as their team's playoff run essentially ended with this defeat. Sadly, the excellent rookie Nick Backstrom inexplicably blasted the winning goal into his own net. Talk about future nightmares! And the game was played largely in the Penguins' zone, and the shots were 36-13 Washington at one point in the third period. But despite the home team's loss, the event was just magnificent! A veritable sea of Arian folks enjoying an honest jousting match between Arian warriors! If we could only roust these folks into same frenzy in protecting their nation - no, rescuing it from the evil jaws of the Illuminazis, the DemoPublicans, and the hideous hordes of non-Arians infesting the fruited plain.