Horrid misses by black attackers

ThePhilosopher · Apr 14, 2014

Matra2 said:
From MLS. Missing this wold be harder than scoring.

http://www.mlssoccer.com/video/2014...ampaign=Paid&utm_content=sportsillustrated-si

That was just

.Great find!

The worst part was that the damn commentators expressed no outrage,and instead deflected the attention away by harping on about some non-existent,inconsequential handball!

Porthos · Apr 19, 2014

Gervinho in Fiorentina-Roma. Gervinho is building quite a reputation on this thread.

[video=youtube;pQi52ojIsJU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQi52ojIsJU[/video]

frederic38 · Apr 21, 2014

Porthos said:
Gervinho in Fiorentina-Roma. Gervinho is building quite a reputation on this thread.

[video=youtube;pQi52ojIsJU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQi52ojIsJU[/video]

where is robinho? this guy is stealing his place!

ThePhilosopher · Apr 22, 2014

frederic38 said:
where is robinho? this guy is stealing his place!

Is this Gervinho's worst miss yet?
Its hard to keep track of them.

frederic38 · Apr 22, 2014

ThePhilosopher said:
Is this Gervinho's worst miss yet?
Its hard to keep track of them.

this one might even be the worst miss in history:

only benzema can do worse :alien:

ThePhilosopher · Jul 1, 2014

The two worst misses of WC 2014.

jackson martinez's miss against japan:

it was an open goal

now much worse, waris' miss against portugal:

this goal would have sent ghana in the knockout phase instead of the US

:faint2:

Original post.

frederic38 · Jul 1, 2014

another one from jackson martinez that i forgot to post:

after his double miss mangala comes to the rescue to send the ball over the bar

and ofcourse his goals with the national team:

Crochu · Jul 2, 2014

It's funny. I've always thought Martinez was a young player (20 or 21 years old).

ThePhilosopher · Jul 3, 2014

Dovick Origi miss against USA - WC 2014.

Matra2 · Jul 12, 2014

From the archives. Serginho in the famous 1982 Italy v Brazil match at the 34 second mark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwGVki2jzI4

If he'd scored that it is quite possible that Italy does not advance and therefore does not win the 1982 World Cup.

ThePhilosopher · Aug 1, 2014

The season hasn't yet begun,and we already have the miss of the season:

[h=1]Bruce rues Huddlestone miss[/h]

Tom Huddlestone's close-range miss was "easier to score" according to Hull boss Steve Bruce, after the blunder saw his side settle for a goalless draw on their European bow against AS Trencin.

"You'd have put the house on that Tom would score," he said.

"It was easier to score. We've all missed a penalty, we've all missed big chances in front of goal, you don't intend to do it.

"But we've missed our last three or four I think so we better start practising because we're not very good at them."

And if the jews had their way,this wog would've been in England's squad to the World Cup:icon_eek:!

frederic38 · Aug 22, 2014

forget this guy, the miss of the season is now this one:

in the first game of the german league, malanda managed to miss this equaliser for wolfsburg
he's another one of these belgian wonderkids like origi and lukaka

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...or-miss-Wolfsburg-s-defeat-Bayern-Munich.html

Matra2 · Aug 22, 2014

It would be funny if because of Malanda's miss Wolfsburg again came up one point short of a Champions League playoff berth as they did last season.

ThePhilosopher · Aug 23, 2014

frederic38 said:
forget this guy, the miss of the season is now this one:

In amazing quality:

http://gfycat.com/MixedWealthyFossa

frederic38 said:
he's another one of these belgian wonderkids like origi and lukaka

Another big black flop on his way.
I'm surprised Marc Wilmots hasn't quite managed to give him a senior cap yet for Belgium,despite Belgium's pathetic(i.e.non-white) central midfiled of Fellaini,Witsel,Dembele.
I mean Origi didn't have to do much to get a callup,did he?

ThePhilosopher · Sep 1, 2014

Mario Balotelli in his very first game for Liverpool:

A good omen!

Porthos · Sep 11, 2014

Neymar's miss in a recent friendly against Equador:

[video=youtube;OZdIIm4q3zc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZdIIm4q3zc[/video]

Neymar doesn't really qualify as a full Black but more as one of those mistery meats which are so abundant in Brazil. Anyway - a vastly overrated player.

Porthos · Oct 19, 2014

Balotelli's "miss of the year" against QPR with relaxing music. The 16M pounds transfer and media darling "Super Mario" failed to score a single goal in EPL thus far.

Some internet reactions on this can be found here http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...premier-league-drought-continues-9804663.html

[video=youtube;7c8zL5pFn98]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c8zL5pFn98[/video]

Matra2 · Oct 19, 2014

Porthos said:
Balotelli's "miss of the year" against QPR with relaxing music. The 16M pounds transfer and media darling "Super Mario" failed to score a single goal in EPL thus far.

Some internet reactions on this can be found here http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...premier-league-drought-continues-9804663.html

[video=youtube;7c8zL5pFn98]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c8zL5pFn98[/video]

He also missed inside the six-yard box with just the keeper to beat near the end of the match. Liverpool didn't deserve the three points.

The "Hesketelli" photo at the Independent link is funny:

https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/523843949358616576/photo/1

Porthos · Oct 20, 2014

Matra2 said:
He also missed inside the six-yard box with just the keeper to beat near the end of the match. Liverpool didn't deserve the three points.

The "Hesketelli" photo at the Independent link is funny:

https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/523843949358616576/photo/1

Heskey is another one of those black cheats adored by the England team managers and only able to score useless goals in friendlies against Malta or Kazakhstan.
I was reading comments of the Italian (and especially Milan) fans on web forums. There is a sense of relief and sincere admiration for Mino Raiola, Balotelli's agent (below), for how he managed to sell this fraud of a player to Liverpool for 20M Euros and 6M in salaries. Some comments expressed hope "Super Mario" will stay in England forever and possibly ask for political asylum there since he never stopped complaining about how racist Italian fans are. Poor Liverpool.

Porthos · Mar 19, 2015

Benfica's young black "talent" Romario Balde' attempts a Panenka-style penalty...
[video=youtube;-V2Smm5R4PU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V2Smm5R4PU[/video]

frederic38 · Mar 19, 2015

Porthos said:
Benfica's young black "talent" Romario Balde' attempts a Panenka-style penalty...
[video=youtube;-V2Smm5R4PU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V2Smm5R4PU[/video]

hilarious :icon_grin:
he put guinea bissau on the map

Porthos · Mar 23, 2015

Another one from Serie A - Stefano Okaka ("Italian" international) in Sampdoria-Genova:

[video=youtube;tSFwLJ1aCBc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSFwLJ1aCBc[/video]

ThePhilosopher · Mar 23, 2015

Porthos said:
Another one from Serie A - Stefano Okaka ("Italian" international) in Sampdoria-Genova:

[video=youtube;tSFwLJ1aCBc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSFwLJ1aCBc[/video]

What a miss!:jaw:

Matra2 · Apr 5, 2015

Watch the video from 2.48 onwards. A terrible miss by a Philadelphia player when leading 1-2. Sporting KC then scored twice in time added so the miss cost Philadelphia dearly.

[video]http://www.sportingkc.com/video/2015/04/05/highlights-sporting-kc-3-2-philadelphia-union-april-5-2015[/video]

Porthos · Apr 6, 2015

Matra2 said:
Watch the video from 2.48 onwards. A terrible miss by a Philadelphia player when leading 1-2. Sporting KC then scored twice in time added so the miss cost Philadelphia dearly.

[video]http://www.sportingkc.com/video/2015/04/05/highlights-sporting-kc-3-2-philadelphia-union-april-5-2015[/video]

...and interesting black goalkeeper for Philadelphia...

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