Ghetto spellin’

White Shogun

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GHETTO SPELLIN'
Use each vocabulary word in a sentence

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum
both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex.
I say, "Man,it look fake."
He say, "Bullsh*t, that watch israel "

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street,
"How much?", she say "fortify."


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....


Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did,
but omelette dis one slide."
 

C Darwin

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Nacho- I don't care what yo mama told you, I am nacho daddy.
 

White Shogun

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Urinate - I met dis girl atta bar. I tole her, 'On a scale a one ta ten, urinate.'
 

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Those are hilarious, but whats even more funny is that I have heard every one of them used by blacks before.
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jaxvid

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I don't think this thread contributes much to the site. You can get this kind of humor other places. It just makes us look crude. I'm not lecturing cause I go over the line too once in a while but this stuff lays it on kinda heavy without making much of a point.
 

White Shogun

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It's kinda funny... I was criticized earlier on another thread for supporting whites of dubious European origins, and now I'm criticized for posting a joke that contains off-color humor (or is that, 'color', humor?).
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Freedom

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Oh come on, it is Happy Hour.
antonomasia-
I be fatin' dis spig til I said, Anton! No mas ia?


Nah, it's not that good. Woah good plays by Utecht and Clark!

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1. INCOME - I jus got in bed wif da ho, and income my wife.

2. CATACOMB - I saw Don King at da fights da otha night. Man, some body get dat cat-a-comb.

3. ACOUSTIC - When I was little, uncou bought my
a-coustic, and too me yo da pool-hall.

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