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Flint

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Capitializing on the great popularity of the Lesbian Basketball League and the Koren Professional Golf Womyn is the Fat Dyke Softball League. Somehow a league that draws a couple of dozen people to it's games can find a way to pay some woman $1 million dollars? I've never heard of this league but I'm sure ESPN will be adding their games to the schedule of their new cable network ESPNLGBTQI Sports.

Softball Pitcher Monica Abbott Signs $1 Million Deal
http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2016/05/05/softball-pitcher-monica-abbott-signs-1-million-deal/

Softball pitcher Monica Abbott just signed a $1 million contract that stands as the highest total amount in American women’s team sports.



Houston’s Scrap Yard Dogs, an expansion team in National Pro Fastpitch, offered the six-year deal to Abbott. She went 13-1 last season en route to a title with the Chicago Bandits. She boasted a stingy .31 ERA and 149 strikeouts in just 90 1/3 innings. She undoubtedly takes the field as the best player in the game. But in a league in which players generally earn $20,000 or so per season the notion of paying one player ten times that amount every year, even if much of the money comes from incentives, may bring ruin should fans look away.


Founded in 1997 and folding in 2001 before a reboot three years later, National Pro Fastpitch features teams in Akron, Ohio, Kissimmee, Florida, Washington, Pennsylvania, Chicago, Illinois, and Woodlands and Dallas, Texas. A majority of the teams competing in the league have gone defunct within a few seasons. The league starts its 13th season since the relaunch at the end of this month.


“I think it’s a proud moment for National Pro Fastpitch,” commissioner Cheri Kempf
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. “But I think it goes further than that. I think it’s a proud moment for women in professional sports in this country.”

That story mixes nicely with ESPN's recent decision to fire Curt Schilling for sensible comments and then hire super dyke Amy Wambach.

After Firing Curt Schilling for Transgender Comments, ESPN Hires LGBT Activist Abby Wambach
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http://www.breitbart.com/sports/201...mments-espn-hires-lgbt-activist-abby-wambach/

and here's a story that "illustrates" the world has gone mad, in honor of it's 40th anniversary of being the best athlete in the world:

Bruce Jenner to Pose Nude with Olympic Gold Medal for ‘Sports Illustrated’ Cover
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollyw...mpic-gold-medal-for-sports-illustrated-cover/
 

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BSPN has become a sick parody of itself & SI has been a complete rag for years now...worthy of the bottom of a bird cage. The cultmarx filth that "run" BSPN & S(H)I(T) need to be keelhauled through a cesspool.
 

celticdb15

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Yup pretty gay.
 

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BSPN has become a sick parody of itself & SI has been a complete rag for years now...worthy of the bottom of a bird cage. The cultmarx filth that "run" BSPN & S(H)I(T) need to be keelhauled through a cesspool.

The top dogs at bspn and SI should be taken out to pasture and shot.
 
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