English Premier League 2015-2016

[ThePhilosopher]

......some good saves by Petr Cech, including one on the "giant Belgian" (Christian Benteke) from very close range that should have been a goal.

This is the one:

http://streamable.com/cese

And a better save by Cech:

http://streamable.com/cfep

Arsenal's defence looks very shaky.

Well considering that the CB pairing consisted of third-choice CB Gabriel Paulista and fourth-choice CB Calum Chambers,I would say that this won't be a recurring phenomenon.

Arsenal should have won though,as Ramsey's goal was ruled offside incorrectly:

http://streamable.com/jb9a

 

[ThePhilosopher]

he is considered very talented but has a very bad mentality, a bad entourage
never really lived up to the hype here in france

Florian Thauvin scored an amazing goal against Northampton in the League cup or something:

https://gfycat.com/DearestVioletAmphiuma

 

[Rebajlo]

Matches played on Saturday, 22 August; Sunday, 23 August; and Monday, 24 August.

Manchester United 0 Newcastle United 0

MAN. UNITED:

Started: 8 Whites (2 Englishmen) 2 blacks, 1 Albanian
Finished: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen), 3 blacks

NEWCASTLE:

Started: 5 Whites (2 Englishmen), 5 blacks, 1 mestizo
Finished: 5 Whites (2 Englishmen), 6 blacks

Crystal Palace 2 Aston Villa 1

PALACE:

Started: 6 Whites (4 Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 quarter-Vietnamese
Finished: 7 Whites (4 Englishmen), 4 blacks

VILLA:

Started: 4 Whites (1 Englishman), 7 blacks
Finished: Unchanged ratio

Leicester City 1 Tottenham Hotspur 1

LEICESTER:

Started: 7 Whites (3 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Asian
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 3 blacks, 1 Asian, 1 Turk, 1 mestizo

SPURS:

Started: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Arab
Finished: 7 Whites (3 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 2 Arabs

Norwich City 1 Stoke City 1

NORWICH:

Started: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen), 4 blacks
Finished: 6 Whites (2 Englishmen), 5 blacks

STOKE:

Started: 7 Whites (1 Englishman), 2 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Albanian
Finished: 8 Whites (1 Englishman), 2 blacks, 1 Albanian

Sunderland 1 Swansea City 1

SUNDERLAND:

Started: 6 Whites (3 Englishmen), 5 blacks
Finished: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen), 3 blacks

SWANSEA:

Started: 5 Whites (2 Englishmen, No Welshmen), 4 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 half-Indian
Finished: Unchanged ratio

West Ham United 3 AFC Bournemouth 4

WEST HAM:

Started: 4 Whites (4 Englishmen), 5 blacks, 1 Maori, 1 mixed Reunionese
Finished: 4 Whites* (4 Englishmen*), 4 blacks, 1 Maori, 1 mixed Reunionese *Carl Jenkinson sent off 79'

BOURNEMOUTH:

Started: 8 Whites (5 Englishmen), 3 blacks
Finished: 10 Whites (8 Englishmen), 1 black

West Bromwich Albion 2 Chelsea 3

WEST BROM:

Started: 9 Whites (2 Englishmen), 1 black, 1 Argentine Jew
Finished: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Argentine Jew

CHELSEA:

Started: 8 Whites (1 Englishman), 2 blacks, 1 mestizo
Finished: 7 Whites* (1 Englishman*), 2 blacks, 1 mestizo *John Terry sent off 54'

Everton 0 Manchester City 2

EVERTON:

Started: 6 Whites (4 Englishmen), 5 blacks
Finished: 7 Whites (3 Englishmen), 4 blacks

MAN. CITY:

Started: 3 Whites (1 Englishman), 6 blacks, 1 gypsy, 1 half-Asian
Finished: 2 Whites (1 Englishman), 7 blacks, 1 gypsy, 1 Arab

Watford 0 Southampton 0

WATFORD:

Started: 3 Whites (No Englishmen), 5 blacks, 2 mestizos, 1 Albanian
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 5 blacks, 1 mestizo

SOUTHAMPTON:

Started: 7 Whites (1 Englishman), 3 blacks, 1 Asian
Finished: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Asian

Arsenal 0 Liverpool: 0

ARSENAL:

Started: 7 Whites (1 Englishman), 1 black, 1 mestizo, 1 Turk, 1 "Brazilian brown"
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Englishman), 2 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Turk, 1 Brazilian "Brown"

LIVERPOOL:

Started: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 3 blacks, 1 Turk , 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian brown
Finished: 6 Whites (2 Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 Turk

SUMMARY OF ROUND:

220 starters

Whites: 123 (55.909 %) Englishmen: 43 (19.545 %)

Blacks: 71 (32.272 %) "English" blacks: 20 (9.09%)

Arabs: 3 (1.363 %)

Others: 23 (10.454 %)

23 goals (Whites: 9; blacks: 10; mestizos: 1; Arabs: 2; 1 own goal scored by a black)

 

[frederic38]

it seems that debruyne to manchester city i almost a done deal? i read this in the media

 

[Matra2]

it seems that debruyne to manchester city i almost a done deal? i read this in the media

I'm watching Wolfsburg v Schalke right now and de Bruyne is watching from the crowd, not playing. I think he's gone.

 

[Rebajlo]

Newcastle United 0 Arsenal 1

NEWCASTLE:

Started: 6 Whites (1 Englishman), 5 blacks
Finished: 5 Whites* (1 Englishman), 4 blacks, 1 mestizo *Aleksandar Mitrovic sent off 16'

ARSENAL:

Started: 6 Whites (No Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian "brown"
Finished: 8 Whites (No Englishmen), 1 black, 1 mestizo, 1 Brazilian "brown"

Arsenal won courtesy of a Fabricio Coloccini own goal...

 

[Rebajlo]

Haw! Haw! Liverpool have already fallen behind at home against West Ham - after conceding a goal in the third minute!

Exemplary defence Rodgers, you Negro-loving ponce...

 

[frederic38]

Haw! Haw! Liverpool have already fallen behind at home against West Ham - after conceding a goal in the third minute!

Exemplary defence Rodgers, you Negro-loving ponce...

nice to see

also, huge miss by walcott for arsenal:

http://streamable.com/9qf7

regarding newcastle, the mitrovic guy we were talking about, who had a reputation for picking up red cards, got sent off today

 

[ThePhilosopher]

nice to see

also, huge miss by walcott for arsenal:

http://streamable.com/9qf7

That mutt has never ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life.Its a shame that Wenger still tries to play him as a striker,despite this experiment having failed atleast a dozen times.:wacko:

 

[frederic38]

That mutt has never ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life.Its a shame that Wenger still tries to play him as a striker,despite this experiment having failed atleast a dozen times.:wacko:

he's really turning into one of the biggest flops in english soccer, one of the reasons why wenger still tries must be because he has a huge contract, he is one of the biggest players not only in arsenal, but also in the whole league, not many english players were as hyped as him

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Haw! Haw! Liverpool have already fallen behind at home against West Ham - after conceding a goal in the third minute!

Exemplary defence Rodgers, you Negro-loving ponce...

Joe Gomez,the black,could've done better:

http://streamable.com/qee2

 

[ThePhilosopher]

he's really turning into one of the biggest flops in english soccer, one of the reasons why wenger still tries must be because he has a huge contract, he is one of the biggest players not only in arsenal, but also in the whole league, not many english players were as hyped as him

Its ridiculous that he's paid as much as Ozil(for once I'll spare him:icon_confused and Sanchez:tsk:.And no,its definitely not any "contract",as it was renewed twice in the last two years,for no reason at all,culminating in this bumper deal.Its just because Wenger wants two mutts in his team at all times.Had Gibbs stayed in the first team,Walcott would've gone after Chamberlain's arrival.Now Arsenal are stuck with this Muppet who can't cross,can't score till a better(yeah,I know) mutt comes up.:crazy:

 

[Matra2]

The defending contributed tot he second West Ham goal as well. Liverpool are rubbish again this year.

What's up with West Ham? They also beat Arsenal away from home.

 

[Matra2]

And now Sakho has scored. He was on his own with three Liverpool defenders in his vicinity yet Sakho was still able to get the shot away.

 

[frederic38]

both liverpool and west ham had the same number of white starters, less than 50% :icon_lol:
5

 

[ThePhilosopher]

both liverpool and west ham had the same number of white starters, less than 50% :icon_lol:
5

The sick anti-white idiots at Liverpool let Markovic go on loan to Fenerbache:yuck:.But yes,the plan is quite clearly now to hype Ibe up,somehow get him 5-7 goals and then sell him for 40m:rain:

 

[Matra2]

Anyone need a job? Jermain Defoe is looking for a personal assistant:

The successful candidate will be involved in “scheduling and organising the manager’s and families’ private, social and business calenders, arranging all public appearances, arranging and securing travel arrangements, working on selected business projects and maintaining daily itinerariesâ€.They will ideally be able to “create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name, growing his online database on his website, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking platforms†as well as “gaining further recognition within the media†and produce “his own iPhone appsâ€.

The assistant will also plan early events including family birthdays, organise family holidays and individual holidays, create an inventory for holiday villas, and “manage and organise individual family members (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase, family pets)â€. They must help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events such as mother’s day, black history month, and Christmas, and be on call “24/7†the whole year round.

Also:

Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean.

http://www.theguardian.com/football...personal-assistant-sunderland-stocking-fridge

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Micah Richards with the miss of the season so far:icon_eek::

https://gfycat.com/MellowEntireHumpbackwhale

This guy is one is one of the biggest flops of the generation....remember he was to become the next England captain.I hope Aston Villa goes down this season:icon_twisted:

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Rooney and Mata with a beautiful move,culminating in Mata's goal:

https://streamable.com/1d8x


However ManU lost as both of Swansea's black strikers scored.

 

[Freethinker]

Micah Richards with the miss of the season so far:icon_eek::

https://gfycat.com/MellowEntireHumpbackwhale

This guy is one is one of the biggest flops of the generation....remember he was to become the next England captain.I hope Aston Villa goes down this season:icon_twisted:

Wow, how did he do that? In that situation it is easier to score than to miss.....:faint2:

 

[Rebajlo]

AFC Bournemouth 1 Leicester City 1

BOURNEMOUTH:

Started: 9 Whites (6 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 10 Whites (8 Englishmen), 1 black

LEICESTER:

Started: 7 Whites (3 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 Arab
Finished: 5 Whites (2Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Asian

Aston Villa 2 Sunderland 2

VILLA:

Started: 4 Whites (1 Englishman), 7 blacks
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 6 blacks

SUNDERLAND:

Started: 5 Whites (3 Englishmen), 5 blacks, 1 Arab
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Englishman), 4 blacks, 1 Arab

Chelsea 1 Crystal Palace 2

CHELSEA:

Started: 8 Whites (1 Englishman), 2 blacks, 1 mestizo
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Englishman), 3 blacks, 2 mestizos

PALACE:

Started: 6 Whites (4 Englishmen), 4 blacks, 1 quarter-Vietnamese
Finished: 7 Whites (4 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 Asian

Liverpool 0 West Ham United 3

LIVERPOOL:

Started: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 3 blacks, 1 mestizo, 1 Turk, 1 Brazilian "brown"
Finished: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen), 3 blacks* *Brazilian "brown" Philippe Coutinho sent off 52'

WEST HAM:

Started: 4 Whites (3 Englishmen), 5 blacks, 1 Maori, 1 mixed-race Reunionese
Finished: 4 Whites* (3 Englishmen*), 5 blacks, 1 Maori *Mark Noble sent off 78'

Manchester City 2 Watford 0

MAN. CITY:

Started: 3 Whites (1 Englishman), 6 blacks, 1 gypsy, 1 half-Asian
Finished: 3 Whites (1 Englishman), 7 blacks, 1 Arab

WATFORD:

Started: 3 Whites (No Englishmen), 4 blacks, 2 mestizos, 2 Albanians
Finished: 5 Whites (1 Englishman), 3 blacks, 2 mestizos, 1 Albanian

Stoke City 0 West Bromwich Albion 1

STOKE:

Started: 7 Whites (1 Englishman), 2 blacks, 1 Arab, 1 Albanian
Finished: 9 Whites* (1 Englishman) *Arab Ibrahim Afellay sent off 25'; White Charlie Adam sent off 31'

WEST BROM:

Started: 8 Whites (2 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Argentine Jew
Finished: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 mestizo

Tottenham Hotspur 0 Everton 0

SPURS:

Started: 6 Whites (3 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 2 Arabs
Finished: Unchanged ratio

EVERTON:

Started: 7 Whites (4 Englishmen), 4 blacks
Finished: 9 Whites (3 Englishmen), 2 blacks

Southampton 3 Norwich City 0

SOUTHAMPTON:

Started: 9 Whites (2 Englishmen), 1 black, 1 Asian
Finished: 9 Whites (3 Englishmen), 1 black, 1 Asian

NORWICH:

Started: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen), 4 blacks
Finished: 5 Whites* (3 Englishmen), 5 blacks *Steven Whittaker sent off 31'

Swansea City 2 Manchester United 1

SWANSEA:

Started: 5 Whites (2 Englishmen, No Welshmen), 5 blacks, 1 half-Indian
Finished: 4 Whites (1 Englishman, No Welshmen), 5 blacks, 1 half-Indian, 1 Asian

MAN. UNITED:

Started: 9 Whites (2 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 7 Whites (3 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 Arab

SUMMARY OF ROUND:

220 starters

Whites: 124 (56.363 %) Englishmen: 42 (19.09 %)

Blacks: 72 (32.727 %) "English" blacks: 23 (10.454 %)

Arabs: 5 (2.272 %)

Other non-Whites: 19 (8.636 %)

22 goals (Whites: 8; blacks: 12; mestizos: 1; 1 own goal scored by a White)

 

[Rebajlo]

Anyone need a job? Jermain Defoe is looking for a personal assistant:



Also:

http://www.theguardian.com/football...personal-assistant-sunderland-stocking-fridge

Defoe is aiming to "create a global brand"? That's got to be some kind of windup... :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :doh:

I'll tell You what: Defoe could probably make a killing by producing a line of toilet paper featuring his own quasi-retarded visage on every sturdy, ultra-absorbent, triple-ply sheet:

Forget the world. Defoe Inc. would effortlessly shift millions of rolls of Defoe-cateâ„¢ arse rag in England alone. West Ham fans could present their club membership cards at any retail stockist to receive a special "loyalty" discount on 24-roll jumbo packs...

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Other examaples are charlie austin, why is he still not being signed by manuinited spurs etc. Charlie austin scored again yesterday, and scored 17 league goals, more than balotelli, welbeck and barehinio, yet no one will put up 15 million for him?

Let me repeat this, austin scored more than welbeck, balotelli and berehinio combined last year yet hes still at championship qpr. Plus welbeck and mario played for top clubs, he played for relegation team!

During the course of an email discussion with an English friend following QPR's relegation at the end of last season I pointed out that Charlie Austin was playing non-League football until he was 20 and only made his Premier League debut at 25. He had spent two prolific League One seasons with Swindon Town followed by two equally prolific League Championship campaigns with Burnley yet had been completely ignored by Premier League clubs. QPR signed Austin while they were still in the Championship and he finally surfaced in the top flight upon their promotion - and proceeded to score 18 goals!

My friend was sure that Austin would move to a Premier League club during the summer. Even the cynical Rebajlo suspected the striker might be snapped up by a lower-half-of-the-table or newly-promoted side but - despite his sackful of goals last season - Austin has found himself back in the Championship. Stupefying stuff.

Spurs are apparently keen to sign him. The transfer window, of course, closes in two weeks time...

He has confirmed he's staying at QPR :

https://twitter.com/chazaustin9/status/638717783505805312

Arsenal,Tottenham are crying out for a striker,and this.....

:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:

 

[Rebajlo]

He has confirmed he's staying at QPR :

https://twitter.com/chazaustin9/status/638717783505805312

Arsenal,Tottenham are crying out for a striker,and this.....

:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:

Philosopher -

QPR apparently valued Austin at £15 million - a sum which even in the current insanely febrile climate of stratospheric inflation proved too daunting for all of those Premier League clubs which evinced "interest" in the striker who scored 18 top-flight goals last season.

If ever a manager was going to pay £36 million for an unproven 19-year old black with an "imposing" grand total of 11 league goals spread across two seasons it was going to be the Negro-loving Louis van Gaal at the helm of a top English club awash with money.

The Frankenstein-ugly van Gaal was a key figure in promoting the initial devastating spread of Negro players during the mid-1990s. His Ajax teams were bursting with blacks such as Edgar Davids, Clarence Seedorf, Patrick Kluivert, Michael Reiziger, Winston Bogarde, Finidi George, and Nwankwo Kanu.

The 1995 European Cup final contested by van Gaal's Ajax and Fabio Capello's AC Milan provided a pivotal moment in the wider racial transformation of European football. Sure, a largely black Brazil had "won" the World Cup on penalties a year earlier and a Marseille side featuring four blacks and one Arab in the starting lineup had lifted the European Cup in 1993 (after fixing domestic league matches in the lead up to the final...) with the decisive goal being scored by the gorilla-faced Basile Boli. But the unholy triumph of Ajax in 1995 really opened the Negro floodgates and irrevocably set the tone for the future.

I recall getting up in the early hours of the morning to watch the match. My nerves had been thoroughly shot for days due to the potentially catastrophic implications of Ajax winning the trophy and as a result I hadn't slept much that night. That's how much football meant to me back then. Van Gaal's team started five blacks and had another three of the bastards on the bench. Milan were all White - with the sole exception of Negro Marcel Desailly.

I was literally praying that Milan would win and thereby at least partially diminish the damage which had already been done by Ajax reaching the final and going unbeaten for the entire 1994-95 Eredivisie season. Of course, that didn't happen and I exploded into a storm of foul-mouthed invective and furiously booted the furniture as the homo-looking Negro Patrick Kluivert scored the only goal of the game with five minutes remaining.

To this very day I clearly remember my stomach knotting into nausea in the knowledge that this disastrous match would inevitably spawn a massive recruitment of blacks at both senior and - even more significantly - junior levels, thus changing the entire sport forever within the span of perhaps eight or nine years.

Just over sixteen months later, Arsene Wenger was unveiled as the new manager of Arsenal...

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Chelsea started Mikel and Kurt Zouma and lost 3-1 to an Everton starting 2 blacks(Lukaku,Kone).


Naismith scored a perfect hat-trick :


http://streamable.com/kjwa (Zouma was sleeping here)

http://streamable.com/ntkc

http://streamable.com/km18



Matic scored a good goal from 30 yards:


http://streamable.com/bkx5