English Leagues - Promotion Playoffs 2011

[Rebajlo]

League Championship

Queens Park Rangers and Norwich City are automatically promoted to the Premier League.

First Legs:

Nottingham Forest 0 Swansea City 0

NOTTINGHAM FOREST:

Started: 8 Whites* (5 Englishmen*), 3 blacks *N.B. Midfielder Chris Cohen's name indicates that he may be a Jew
Finished: 6 Whites* (4 Englishmen*), 4 blacks, 1 Turk

SWANSEA CITY:

Started: 8 Whites (2 Englishmen, 2 Welshmen), 3 blacks
Finished:6 Whites (4 Englishmen,No Welshmen), 4 blacks *N.B. Welshman Neil Taylor sent off after 52 seconds

Reading 0 Cardiff City 0

READING:

Started: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 Turk
Finished: 7 Whites (3 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 Turk

CARDIFF CITY:

Started: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen, 2 Welshmen), 3 blacks, 1 Israeli
Finished: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen, 2 Welshmen), 2 blacks, 1 Israeli, 1 half-Indian

 

[Rebajlo]

League Championship


Second legs:

Swansea City 3 Nottingham Forest 1 (Swansea win 3-1 on aggregate)

SWANSEA CITY:

Started: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen, 1 Welshman), 3 blacks
Finished: 7 Whites (3 Englishmen, No Welshmen), 4 blacks

NOTTINGHAM FOREST:

Started: 5 Whites* (2 Englishmen*), 5 blacks, 1 Turk *N.B. Midfielder Chris Cohen's name indicates that he may be a Jew
Finished: 7 Whites* (2 Englishmen*), 4 blacks

Cardiff City 0 Reading 3

CARDIFF CITY:

Started: 5 Whites (2 Englishmen, 1 Welshman), 4 blacks, 1 Israeli, 1 half-Indian
Finished: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen, 3 Welshmen), 2 blacks, 1 Israeli

READING:

Started: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 Turk
Finished: 8 Whites (2 Englishmen), 3 blacks

Two of Reading's goals resulted from errors by Cardiff's Israeli defender Dekel Keinan, who stupidly gave away a penalty...

The League Championship playoff final between Swansea City and Reading shall be played at Wembley on Monday 30th May.

League One

First Legs:

AFC Bournemouth 1 Huddersfield Town 1

AFC BOURNEMOUTH:

Started: 8 Whites (6 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Kurd
Finished: 8 Whites (7 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Kurd

HUDDERSFIELD:

Started: 9 Whites (5 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 10 Whites (6 Englishmen), 1 black

Milton Keynes Dons 3 Peterborough United 2

MK DONS:

Started: 8 Whites (6 Englishmen), 3 blacks
Finished: Unchanged ratio

PETERBOROUGH:

Started: 8 Whites (5 Englishmen), 3 blacks
Finished: 10 Whites (7 Englishmen), 1 black

Second Legs:

Huddersfield Town 3 AFC Bournemouth 3 (4-4 on aggregate; Huddersfield win 4-2 on penalties)

HUDDERSFIELD:

Started: 9 Whites (6 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 11 Whites (8 Englishmen)

AFC BOURNEMOUTH:

Started: 8 Whites (6 Englishmen), 2 blacks, 1 Kurd
Finished: Unchanged ratio

Peterborough United 2 Milton Keynes Dons 0 (Peterborough win 4-3 on aggregate)

PETERBOROUGH:

Started: 9 Whites (4 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 9 Whites (5 Englishmen), 2 blacks

MK DONS:

Started: 8 Whites (6 Englishmen), 3 blacks
Finished: 7 Whites (5 Englishmen), 4 blacks

BRILLIANT STUFF!!!!

(The Mighty) Peterborough United shalltake on(massacre) Huddersfield Town at Old Trafford in the League One playoff final on Sunday 29th May...

 

[Solomon Kane]

Good News!

 

[Rebajlo]

League Two:

Final:

Stevenage 1 Torquay United 0

STEVENAGE:

Started: 10 Whites (10 Englishmen), 1 black
Finished: 10 Whites (9 Englishmen), 1 black

TORQUAY:

Started: 9 Whites (6 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 8 Whites (5 Englishmen), 3 blacks


Now, forget everything else,for the most important match of the season shallkick offin a couple of short hours. That's right, it's PETERBOROUGH UNITED versus Huddersfield Town in the League One Promotion Final at Old Trafford!!!!!

Just for a bit of atmosphere

:

http://fanchants.com/football-team/peterborough-united/

SUPPORT THE BLUES, THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND!!!

PETERBOROUGH! PETERBOROUGH!

 

[Rebajlo]

League One:

Peterborough United 3 Huddersfield Town 0

PETERBOROUGH:

Started: 9 Whites (4 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 9 Whites (5 Englishmen), 2 blacks

HUDDERSFIELD:

Started: 9 Whites (6 Englishmen), 2 blacks
Finished: 9 Whites (5 Englishmen), 2 blacks

The lads cranked in three goals in seven minutes to knock the stuffing out of the Terriers!

Sterling stuff!! We're back in the Championship!! Watch out, you proles, here comes the Posh!!!

Now the challenge is to stay up (Peterborough were relegated from the Championship after finishing dead last in 2009 / 2010...

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A great day for a great club!
Edited by: Rebajlo

 

[Rebajlo]

League Championship:

Final:

Swansea City 4 Reading 2

SWANSEA CITY:

Started: 8 Whites (3 Englishmen, 1 Welshman), 3 blacks
Finished: 6 Whites (3 Englishmen, No Welshmen), 5 blacks

READING:

Started: 7 Whites (2 Englishmen), 3 blacks, 1 Turk
Finished: 6 Whites (1 Englishman), 4 blacks, 1 Turk

Under "sane" circumstances, I'd be thrilled that the Welsh Swansea City have achieved promotion to the Premier League, but the number of blacks at the club negates any potential euphoria (the lack of Welsh players isn't exactly a positive either...).Even worse, three of Swansea's four goals were scored by the black Scott Sinclair.

So, Swansea City shall join Queens Park Rangers and Norwich City in the Premier League next season.