Black Men Can’t Skate

[whiteCB]

I was thinking about making a movie entitled "Black Men Can't Skate". You know about a black hockey player that goes from rink to rink playing pick up games agianst the superior white skaters but then he beats the one white guy in one-on-one and they become a tag team hustling hockey games to make money. You know the sequal to "White Men Can't Jump". Oh wait no I can't becuase it would be considered racist because I'm playing on a stereotype of black people. Though it's alright to do one about white people. Wait a second I'm confused here. I guess that's what you would call a double standard.

 

[SteveB]

Then you could make another sequel called "Black Men Can't Ski" about a black skier that edges out a drunk Bode Miller in the Winter Olympics.

 

[KG2422]

How about Black men can't spell?

 

[GreatLakeState]

There's a song by Ween, "Japanese Cowboy", the chorus including the
lines: "Like a Japanese cowboy, like a brother on skates, like a blizzard in
Georgia or a train coming late."